Hi, how are you? I ask something easy so you can get a little training in all that.
What is your favourite colour?
āA-alright! First question, and that is actually easyā comically so even, so yeahā I'm doing alright, better than alright! Good even...?"
"A-Anyways my favorite color is-?ā
āBāblue! I meanā NO, notā not blue, I donātā I donāt even like blue like that, it was justā it just flew out of my mouth because of the whole water thing and my brain went āoh yeah, that makes senseā but it actually doesnāt, it really doesnāt, I swear Iām not the kind of guy whoās like āmy powers are water so clearly I adore the color blue,ā thatāsā thatās weird, thatās like⦠branding? Thatās like having a theme. I donāt have a theme. I mean I should have a theme but I donātā oh my god, why am I still talkingā anyway itās not blue, itāsā itās something else, I donāt even know what I was trying to say, my tongue just staged a mutinyā ā
(Waterboy has his face in his hands)
"..."
"How the hell did you fuck that up?"
"Damn bitchboy, that was actually sad. Unreal levels of pathetic."
" H-hey can you um please not call me that- you said- we talked about-"
(The three are bickering amongst themselves....they're going to be awhile.)
(His favorite color is yellow by the way.)












