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ok but does *egbert* have boobs? if youre like, both john and june, is it like some sort of schrodingers cat situation? /hj

EB: no :(

TT: He's flat as a board regardless.

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hey ive had a shit day and im making it your problem. get drowned idiot

#dirk strider #ask #nintendont2502 #fun fact this ask is 11 months old

Who did your piercings?

TT: Oh! I did. I did all of my own piercings. Here, I made a subtle style change for your viewing enjoyment.

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will you name the cat, perhaps?

TT: Hm. I suppose we should, but I doubt that John and I will agree on anything, given how inferior his taste is to mine. So... loathe as I am to ask you all, I suppose we're taking suggestions.

#dirk strider #ask

Can you retcon Dirk into being less… Dirk?

EB: unfortunately not! at least you don't have to 'live' with him.

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*APPEARIFY! There is now a cat.*

EB: huh. didn't know you guys could... do that.

EB: ...how are we supposed to take care of this thing here?

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TT: He hasn't moved in... a few minutes.

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dirk can I honk em

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idk why but i can imagine dirk going sprite mode from time to time to relax

>DIRK: BE RENDERED IN A MORE ARTISTICALLY SIMPLE MANOR.

TT: Eh. Don't see how it's relaxing.

#dirk strider #ask

are yall like... good? like is there anything we can do to help. im trying to repair the reputations of us anons but im at a loss of how to help.

TT: We're... fine. If a bit bored. Not knowing what's going on out there is certainly not fun, but I suppose it is... better in some aspects. Sometimes John is able to snag loose pieces of canon that have become irrelevant- discarded. Things such as the phone connecting us to... you people. Or books. As loathe as I am to admit it, he is useful for some things.

EB: JUST GET US SOMETHING TO DO! I'M BORED!!!!!!!!

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june. i ask you this with my whole entire heart. please continue pissing dirk off

EB: but of course!

#june egbert #ask

Can John and June talk to each other

EB: i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of personhood.

#june egbert #ask

hey can we just get rid of Dirk. give him the French treatment if yk what I mean it's jegbert time baybee

TT: The fuck, dude?

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Ult Dirk now has blue nail polish and Egbert now has orange nail polish. Hehe. :)

EB: i still slay regardless.

TT: ...

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June, opinion on saltine crackers?

EB: hmm...

EB: bit too salty for my taste.

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:33 < why does dirk have breasticles (/genq)

TT: Tits? What tits? There's no-

TT: ...Dude.

#dirk strider #ask #OOC FOR AN ACTUAL ANSWER #ITS A BIT TAHT SPIRALED #blame the server for this one chat #slight style change just to emphasize him tiddies

Either of you miss the others..? If so, who do you miss the most?

TT: oh absolutely! this asshole will just stare wistfully off into space and sigh sometimes and it's so fucking annoying. sometimes i'll catch him reading through the epilogues and just frowning at them. i know damn well he misses his family as much as i miss mine!

EB: as for me... the most? i'd say maybe dave. or rose. or jade. maybe karkat. or vriska... or terezi... i think i miss everyone.

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