I BROKE THE GLASS THAT SURROUNDED ME.

B: I am made of carbon and oxygen.

T: Oh my god.

T: Technically, yes. Mentally, sunshine and rainbows.

Jesse: OH.

Jesse: You got drunk, Dorothy. Don't deny it.

Tina: Yeah, OH.

Tina: You totally ruined my plans. I was going to play a ton of Judy Garland movies and make you watch them with me.

Jesse: You got drunk at Kurt's birthday.

Jesse: Explain.

Tina: Shhhh, no, that didn't happen.

B: Ah yes. Feelings of teenage angst, but of course. How could I forget?

Jesse: Are you drunk?

Tina: I don't get drunk, Jesse-boo. One does not simply get drunk.

Tina: except you.

Tina: Happy birthday!

Jesse: My birthday was a month ago.

Tina: No! Not your birthday!

B: You cat has a stutter. It's not a talking stutter. It's a physical stutter. He'll look at you, then freeze, then look away, then look back, then look away and then come up to you. He's strange.

B: I think about many things, Tina. If you are lucky, then I shall share them with you over time.

B: However, mocking me is certainly not the way to let you into the magical world that is Blaine Anderson's brain.

T: Obviously.

B: I was sitting at the dinner table when I began to think about something... I believe your cat has absorbed your personality.

B: Let me be clear, I mean your gothic personality. You are a much more happy and joyful person now, although you do have your moments. I say that with the utmost respect. I believe that cat has absorbed all your negative traits.

T: ....You think about these things, Blainey?

T: Wait. No. Of course you do. You think about the magic of my negative traits being transferred to my cat. Respectfully!

B: i think i have nice eyes. people say i do.

B: of course it makes me happy. a happy tina means a happy blaine.

B: :)

T: well, i mean, they're bright and pretty and full of.... hope. I think.

B: I'm just Blaine

B: my cooper says i have a big heart.

B: so im blaine with a big heart.

B: and you're tina with a big smile that makes people happy

T: I think Cooper is right

T: your heart is really big. bigger than your eyes, I think.

B: Okay okay, take your time baby, don't get hurt, i'm waiting for you

T: oh god see

T: that's what I meant.

B: I miss you! COME BACK.

B: I am not.

B: TINA, WHERE DID YOU GO

T: In the best way, I swear. in a cut e way.

I swear I'm only on my second drink. It's really amusing to see everyone else drunk while I can still remember it so I'm just going to stand here in...uhm... I don't actually know which corner I'm in. It's somewhere....it's too loud, that's what.