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Hey Kurt! How do you find time to practice Catholicism with all of the craziness going on at the mansion? :)

"Life...finds a way."

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #sean cassidy #((blog operator is not catholic and not entirely sure what they're doing))#anonymous

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Here,have some Stollen, some choclate covered Lebkuchen, Zimsterne,Spekulatius,Vanillekipferl and what ever other kind of Plätzchen makes tastes like sweet sweet nostalgia <3 Sharing childhood favorites must be fun at the mansion.

"Everything is an ordeal in this house."

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #kitty pryde #anonymous #((kitty pulled a good old fashioned chestburster prank))#((kurt looks more and more like a muppet for every comic i make))#sweets

what do you mean you had help altering your pants when you were younger?also i agree with how twill denim is a devil to alter

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #anonymous #((hi the blog is back on))

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*Spends two years in Heaven, observing and occasionally screaming*

@diegojuliandlv

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The follow-up:

"Professor Eggs is not amused."

Your clothes have an opening for your tail. Do you alter them yourself, or does somebody do that for you?

"Jeans are the worst. Why on Earth are they wowen diagonally?"

#ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #kurt wagner #sewing #anonymous

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Kurt, have you ever heard of the band, Ninja Sex Party, specificallytheir covers or the song Danny Don't You Know? I feel like you would be a major Dan fan!

One check-out later...

((Bonus image, because Heart Boner basically describes Kurt's every romantic interaction ever))

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #nightcrawler #ninja sex party

Salutations! Do you speak any other languages such as French or Italian? Also, happy holidays!

"Happy New Year in advance, friend!"

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #languages #anonymous

We haven't been seeing you spend much time with Ororo lately. Did you guys get into an argument?

"We have just been very busy, the both of us."

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #ororo munroe #storm xmen

What's your favorite Christmas carol?

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #ororo munroe #logan howlett #((i spent three hours looking up german christmas carols))#anonymous

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Kurt, can you make paintings with only your tail?

"...yes"

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #modern art #anonymous

What's your favorite kind of pie or cake?

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #((there are no deep thoughts behind this))#((it's just a nice cake))

It was the Kurt that was suggestive, not the fruit

That makes sense, but I still can't figure out exactly which panel set off the warning.

#is it the one where he's chomping down on the kiwi

Favorite bands/songs?

*Begins powerpoint presentation*

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #nightcrawler #((enjoy this monstrosity of a collage))#((we got some modern music some 80's hits some movie/musical themes some romani and sinti artists some europop/schlager and some folk rock))#((and kate bush))

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Both your art and writing is so great and spot-on I can't stop grinning while checking this out. Please keep up the awesome work. It's appreciated<3

(Seriously, this made my whole week. Thank you anon.)

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I should add that when it came to the outfit, I borrowed heavily from this photo of Jean-Pierre Barda in the early 90's:

#photo #(since i got a lot of compliments about the vest)#(i put barda as one of kurt's major fashion inspirations a while back)

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My Kurt vs. fruit post was labeled as sensitive content.

#it wasn't even suggestive fruit

Both your art and writing is so great and spot-on I can't stop grinning while checking this out. Please keep up the awesome work. It's appreciated<3

(Seriously, this made my whole week. Thank you anon.)

#kurt wagner #ask the elf #ask nightcrawler #nightcrawler #anonymous

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