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Googleplier: alright, let’s roast this chicken

Bingiplier: okay

Bingiplier, turning to the chicken: the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born

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Anti (lying seductively on a bed): Why don’t you come join me, hot stuff?

Dark (unimpressed): Anti, put your shirt back on. We’re in the middle of Ikea and people are staring.

Bingiplier: and I think I've found the problem-you have updog.

Darkiplier: what's updog? *proceeds to immediately clap his hand over his mouth and glitch into oblivion*

Bingiplier: gOOGLE GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR CASH I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

Dark, meeting Jack's egos

Jackieboy : All right I think that's everyone!

Dark : But what about this 'Anti' I've heard so much about?

Jackieboy : Uhhh

Anti : *slams the door open, dabbing his way inside*

Jackieboy : UHHHHHHH

Anti : *stops in front of Dark*

Dark : ...

Anti : I see you've heard of me

Jack: Chase what are ya doing?

Chase: dude I'm gonna trickshot this bauble into that santa hat!

Dapper: *furrows eyebrows*

Jack: I don't think that's-

Chase: *throws the bauble and it misses and breaks when it hits the floor*

Jack: CHASE!

#chase brody #jacksepticeye #jackson dapper #jse #jse egos #egos #christmas #Merry late Christmas

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*sits down and shakes head* let him go - @moonstonefox12

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Dark: that would be bad.

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Google: L-let me

Dark: *sighs and let’s go*

Google: *kills*

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*my ghost appears* I guess I deserved that

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Google: objective achieved

Well thank you candy boy. *the wound bleeds then stops*

Warfstache: wut Dark: ...Chase: WOAH

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*sits down and shakes head* let him go - @moonstonefox12

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Dark: that would be bad.

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Google: L-let me

Dark: *sighs and let's go*

Google: *kills*

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*sits down and shakes head* let him go - @moonstonefox12

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Dark: that would be bad.

*sits down and shakes head* let him go - @moonstonefox12

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*rubs cheek* I would slap you back but that’s animal abuse

*all gasp*Dark: *holds Google back*Bing: duuuuuuuuuuudeWarfstache: I do believe people call that. A roast Jim: Jim it seems that. Google boy has been roasted. By the moon. Still dry. Back to you Jim .

*sighs* I give you permission. *quietly mutters* I probably will regret this but whatever

Bing: oh noGoogle: *looks up and slaps you* cannot compute data Dark: ugh.

...will I get hurt or anything?

Bing: shouldn't do, he can't really hurt you anyways Dark: we aren't allowed to cause you harm without permission.

Sorry I can’t ty-I mean speak yes speak. *nervous laugh*

Google: ...Dark: I do believe you broke Google, he isn't used to people telling him to shut up because they prefer Bing. Bing: good! That Douche deserves it!

Dark, don’t stop him. After all I asked for it. So he has my permission and you are all about giving people what they want.

Dark: if you insist. Warfstache: yeah! Jim: SHOOTY Warfstache: *shoots ya*

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Google shut up no one you. It’s okay Bing

Google: ...Bing: :D radical

Bing I just yes

Bing: I AM LIKESGoogle: by one person on this entire planet Bing. She only cared for you due to your comment on her childhood situation. Bing: :c

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