The sand's perfectly dry...

So you say crimes make you sexier, does that mean doffy is sexy to you?

*gives him baby Luffy*

Have you ever taken buggy to mcdonald’s only ordered for yourself and left him crying in the back seat ?

Have you heard about mihawks adopted children yet?

yo. *teleports doflamingo to you* alright you two will stick together for the next 3 asks [or not] *dissolves*

how and why are you so handsome

How're things working out with Cross Guild and having to pretend Buggy is your boss?

So, how do you feel about Mihawk? He seems like a pretty chill guy and you used to work together back in the warlord days.

How are your banana gators doing if they are still with you?

did you know that uhhhhhhhhhh big titties

Have you ever or are you still committing legal tax evasion? There’s loopholes you can abuse.