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I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

father

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

GINEEEEEE!

-Punch!-

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

uh-

you're a bitch-

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

So.... How's HFIL?

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

come on down and visit, it's free

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

Actually I'd rather not-

I don't think you want to hear about my love life either-

YES

yes I have one of those

Or well

Had

I'm dead now-

I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

father

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

GINEEEEEE!

-Punch!-

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

uh-

you're a bitch-

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

So.... How's HFIL?

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

come on down and visit, it's free

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

Actually I'd rather not-

I don't think you want to hear about my love life either-

I didn't care to make a blob, or whatever the kids calls it these days.

Gine calls it exposure therapy, but I don't need that.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here, but I guess I'm just supposed to answer questions and interact with young adults and hormonal teens.... Goodie, this was totally on my bucket list.

(Mod: 23 ✌ have at it, please run with this 🙏)

The hell is your big lame ass doing here?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME!

I'll have you known I've grown lots since the last time you saw me

You're still a little brat and you're still lame as shit.

father

I survived, I survived the near extinction of our race! till...kakarot-

BUT I SURVIVED THAT LONG-

You lived 20 more years longer before you fell at the hands of your weaker, younger, and cooler brother.

You may be my first born, you may be my smartest, but you're my most lamest son.

At least you didn't forget who the hell you were, unlike your cluts of a brother.

GINEEEEEE!

-Punch!-

I'm already dead there's no need to hit me-

That being said-

-slap-

uh-

you're a bitch-

HOW DID MY BADASS GENES SKIP YOU AND GO TO KAKAROTT INSTEAD!?

And I'm grateful for that!

I look fabulous ✨

So.... How's HFIL?

I might be getting out on good behaviour soon.

So that's cool-

Not much here, though things have been getting interesting after Cell got here

Frieza hates him-

I've heard of Cell, Gohan told me quite a bit of him, he sounds powerful.

Why does Frieza hate him?

I bet they bitch at each others a lot too.

come on down and visit, it's free

However, if Frieza starts getting his shit wrecked, call me and I'll be down there so fast, the night of your conception would seem slow.

I do not want to imagine it-

Oh kami-

I need to bleach my eyes-

Awwww!! Poor Raditz, are you having a hard time? You want me to pet your back and make it better?

Actually I'd rather not-