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Where do you think all of these marketable plushies of the managers are coming from? I mean, cogs inc don't really seem like the type to make plushies, or... anything fun, really.
Man, you'd think having your brain explode like that would be a much more serious affair. How do you think he's getting repaired after that?
Good question! In all honesty, I uh...
Well, I haven't actually seen the way he replaces his "brain".
But! I do have my theories. Seeing as it explodes and is active without any other organic parts, I assume it to be entirely artificial. Ironic for someone who claims to be sooo smart.
The first theory is that he has replicas in the basement. This would explain why he's able to appear with one so quickly after each defeat.
The second is that the brains are produced and can be bought easily. Therefore, whenever his tantrums outbursts happen, he buys new ones... or maybe it's covered by C.O.G.S insurance. Would that classify as a medical issue or a mechanical issue?
Of course, this ties into the first theory. He stockpiles them.
My last theory is, um, less logical. But still possible, I assure you!
The brain regenerates on its own. Do you ever notice how the glass doesn't crack or break? An explosion that close to glass would surely have some effect. So maybe it's built to be withstand-able and is catered specifically to that brand of brain.
But then the real question would be what is the brain made out of?
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I'm too busy for this sort of never-ending hypothetical! Perhaps some smart and skilled toons could find out and report back?
What is certain though is that Brian's a giant pest. Now if you excuse me, I have some papers to recycle.
Speaking of Brian, actually, Mac why do you even bother with him? He's just sorta down there not doing anything aside from stealing a few desk jockeys, why not leave him alone and spare yourself the trouble?
I am NOT fond of him... it's just the sooner he's out of the schoolhouse, the better! That's all.

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*marshall gives you a wave* hello…..uh…welcome! I hope your time on here is p…pleasant…..*there is a box of snickerdoodles right outside his door*
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I'll- I'll just chalk this up to an outside force beyond my comprehension.
Soooo, the thing that happens every April. Do we know what that is? What purpose does High Roller putting us into a gameshow serve? Why are they able to break the fundamental laws of time and space? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DUCKS IN MY HOUSE????
...ow.
If you had to pick a cog to be stuck on a deserted island with, who would you choose?
hey... any news on Elvis yet?
Currently Elvis is still M.I.A. I've heard that there have been efforts to search for him, but most return with little information.
What- Oh. The one on the screen? Yes. There's still plenty of posters put up by the Toon HQs, although there were more shortly after Operation: Break The Law. Any of them could've easily been taken.
I wasn't involved in that, so I can't provide anything more other that what's already documented... sorry. What? I was setting up cameras during then. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to reach some places.
Hey Mac! With all the surveillance you do on the Cogs, have you managed to figure out anything about where that Redd guy went? Some Toons are still whispering that he's planning some rampage of revenge.

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As a rabbit, can you confirm or deny that you enjoy bananas more than carrots?
In moderation, of course. The sugars in fruits easily raise blood sugars.
mac help brian prethinker has me trapped in his basement he's making me watch star wars help please oh god
Is anyone going to do anything about Brian being in the Schoolhouse basement? Or is that just where he lives now?
I find the notion of him being “harmless” to be a vast understatement. Who knows what he’s collecting or reprogramming down there, but it’s Professor Pete’s wishes, not mine.Â
Of course, that doesn't mean I'm not keeping an eye on him still.
ohhh.. favorite playground? (to mac or winn)
Here's an easy one to start: what's your favourite colour? And another, what's your least favourite colour, if you have one!

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🫵You must be The opsys.
Correct?
You'd be correct.