Marvin the Malicious
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Marvin the Malicious

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Magic cat man go nyoooooooom
He's so fast!
Very quick sketch rework of my last Marvin drawing
Dunno…Some quick doodle of this bastard of a man before going to bed.. PLEASE, DO NOT USE OR REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION. MY ART IS NOT FREE TO USE!
Marvin, I'm going to the movies with a friend without my parents for the first time, I'm kinda nervous, do you know any crystals that can help with anxiety?
Amethyst has always been a good go to for most things since it's used for calmness and reducing stress, though I find Rose, Clear, Smokey and Lithium Quartz can also help. Blue Lace Agate too if you have none of the above or wanna be fancy.
Hope those help! Honestly when in doubt, Amethyst. It's good for a lot of stuff to be honest-

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12 for the ask game?
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I can use me ear gauges as a scrunchie.......
...what? ....
My design for Marvin the Magnificent,, finally ✨🖤
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Y’all I’m screaming
I KNEW THAT MOTHERFUCKER DRANK TEA
Chase, Jackieboy and Henrik: [screaming]
Marvin, running into the room: What’s wrong, Schneep?!
Chase: Why are you only asking Schneep? We’re all screaming!
Marvin: Because Schneep doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
I love this....

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25 for the ask meme! ^.^
favorite Memory? Hm... I suppose of simpler times? I miss being a young kid with a spark in his heart doing simple card tricks for a laugh... But I suppose that time BB crawled inside my sweater when I was sick a while back is pretty close...Â
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1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?
2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?
3. What song really gets you going?
4. Where do you usually eat your meals?
5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
6. Most embarrassing habit?
7. Chocolate or fruity candy?
8. Soft or hard tacos?
9. Worst way to break up a fight?
10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?
11. What color/design are your bedsheets?
12. Any hidden talents?
13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?
14. Socks or bare feet around the house?
15. Favorite board game?
16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?
17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?
18. Do you sing in the shower?
19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?
20. Last thing you cried about?
21. At what age did you first have alcohol?
22. Relationship status?
23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?
24. What do you typically wear to formal events?
25. Favorite memory?
26. Gum or breath mints?
27. Favorite shoes?
28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
29. What is the natural state of your hair?
30. Have you ever had braces?
31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?
32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?
33. Last time you had an orgasm?
34. Celebrity crush(es)?
35. Windows or Mac?
36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
37. Makeup or natural?
38. What color do you wear the most?
39. Favorite season?
40. Umbrella or rain coat?
41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
42. First car you ever owned?
43. What time do you usually go to bed?
44. Are you a competitive person?
45. Least favorite color?
46. First pet you’ve ever owned?
47. Sweet or salty?
48. Favorite pasta dish?
49. Favorite kind of chips?
50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.
51. What are some of your hobbies?
52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?
53. Favorite kind of pizza?
54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?
55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?
56. Something that ruins your appetite?
57. Favorite labels about you?
58. Are you a religious person?
59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?
60. What size shoe do you wear?
61. Favorite thing about yourself?
62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?
63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?
64. Heroes or villains?
65. Favorite fruit?
66. Least favorite fruit?
67. Favorite vegetable?
68. Least favorite vegetable?
69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?
70. Favorite dessert?
71. Do you play any sports?
72. Age you learned how to swim?
73. Tell a funny story.
74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?
75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?
76. What job would you be terrible at?
77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?
78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?
79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?
80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?
81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?
82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?
83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?
84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?
85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?
86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?
87. If you could change your height, would you?
88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?
89. Heels or flats?
90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?
91. Would you want to be famous?
92. What’s something you would get arrested for?
93. What’s your spirit animal?
94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?
95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?
96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?
97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?
98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?
99. What do you hope never changes?
100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?
Sure fuck it why not lets go
I really want a taco or somethin.... Er so those ask meme things look interesting... wondering if I should do one too but Im kinda busy...Â
eh screw it
lemme find one
is laughing her ass off internally Just single words? I bet you can manage to do that for one, maaaayyybe two responses before you have to go off on another rant.
I'd be hella surprised if you could stick with it for an entire day, though I feel itd probably be a little tricky to keep your overflowing ego to such a limited expanse of vocabulary.
-F
Watch.
I give him 3 minutesÂ
Hey, listen. There's always a chance anyone could kill anyone, just depends on the person and their... history... Anyways-
As for the talking thing..? Yeah you... you talk a lot. I do to sometimes but uh... yeah.
And who in this world isn't slightly insane already? I know I probably lost some sanity during the quarantine bullshit.
-F
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You see that everyone? ME! ME!!! Talks too much.. ow Wellll If you don’t want me to talk anymore I’ll just shushy then! huh? that what you want? Just hide away forever never talk to you again, huh? Just shut myself away in my nice big mansion where I can be cozy and locked away from everyone, tucked away where no one can bother me and I cant bother anyone else. Shut away from the rest of the world but comfortable to survive. Let me just seal the door and shut myself away so no one will ever be bothered by my taalkkinng too muuchh! Ill block out all the windows too huh? Block em up with boards and naaaills just bapbapbap there no more sunlight for me I dont neeed it cosnoooo one wants to listen to mee oh no! Lemme just start sticking up all this sound proof padding I haaave! Y’know back when I was a young boy scout we couldnt affoooorrrd sound proofing! We had to get by with sheets of scrunched up newspaper and some gluuuue! Hey! While Im at it why dont I seal off all the windows and doors with cement! that way noo sound can escape! Or oxygen! Oh nooo what will I dooo! Aaah dont worry its fFFFFFFFFFFFFiinneeee at least no one can hear me TALK! So here I am just all boarded up walled in and cut off in my big EXPENSIVE 900 thousand dollar Maaansion-OH
OH
OOHH
BUT WAIT
BUT WAIT
BUT WAIT
THERES ONE PROBLEM!
One teeeennssy tinny microscopic lil probbleeeem!
Someone
Sooomeeone
Yes someone
A dear friend That sssoooommmeeeonneee
BURNT MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!!!!
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Guess I’ll just seal myself off in another dimension instead. Nice little dimension! Yknow nice n quiet maybe make it a night club! Nice loud music so no one can hear me TALK buhhhuuhuuhh yeah think Ill do that. Nice pocket dimension sealed away from the world, with a nightclub so loud you cant hear yourself think and certainly not hear me talk oh no BUT WAIT BUUUUUT WAAIIIT
I CANT DO THAT EITHER
COS SOOOOMEEEONEEEE Went and DESTROYED THAT TOO!!!
......... Maybe I could live in the Barrel- OH... WAIT SOMEONE GOT THAT DESTROYED TOO!!!
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Oh wellllll
I guess there’s nothing left to do then
Guess I’ll find a new way to... hide myself from the world...Â
All so YOU
dont have to hear me talk
...
......
-Snicker-
.. Maerk? Ye good there, bro?
I think he’s broken.... Should we call Amy?

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