Ask Long Furby

I prefer warmth

But one thing we both love during human festivities

Is you food

And your silly performances

So winters warnings dear humans, for we are judging you. Should you fail to meet our expectations, we will have no choice but to consume your holiday feast (and your kneecaps), leaving you to fend against the wrath of the snow. Do not disappoint.

Happy holidays!

-Lysander and Diantha

Lysander Sinestro Salsa Verde is still sulking in the back, any suggestions for acclimating him to our new friend?

At least the furniture is of quality, I approve

I enjoy only a select few games on the human’s console, for I don’t have the money to purchase my own. Hollow Knight, to assert my dominance over the bugs of this world, and Snake, to simulate my eternal growth.

The human has given me suggestions though:

1. Celeste (Cute game, great story, rewarding platforming that makes you go “One more try”)

2. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (One of the best Zelda games to date that brings out the feeling of sublime in the simple act of moving around Hyrule)

3. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX (Apparently the original was a childhood favorite, and the upgrades to the system make it easier, but still fun)

4. In the horror game side there’s They Breathe (A cheap little horror game, if that’s your thing), Limbo (A horror platformer with such a distinct style that it leaves you feeling small), or Neverending Nightmares (If you want a side of depression with your horror)