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sup yall! new commission sheet!

i just moved out so i’m strapped for cash. if you wanna help me feed my cat, or get shitty ramen, that would be bomb as hell please dm me or email [email protected] for any commission questions.

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i made, another va video lemme know if yall want me to do more of this bc this is,, so fun

This is meant for the owner of this blog, are you the one who made the davekat Lovely Night animatic? Your style looks familiar sorry if this is wrong

((i did! thanks for noticing man. you can find me @egosweetheart on literally every platform

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hey guys!!!!! guess who’s Broke Again (its me) so im opening up commission slots! im doing slots now bc it sounds like a decent ass way to make sure you guys know what im up to, money wise. im going to be adding a commission page to this blog with those slots, but ill try to keep it updated on this post too. Slot availability under the readmore

you can email me at [email protected] if you’re interested. get it while its HOT

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I’m going to be remaking this post soon, so if you want these prices and these options, get'em while they’re hot

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OK, WE’RE DONE.

I’M TIRED AND DAVE MADE DINNER PLANS.

hell yeah i did i hope you like brazilian food

ARE WE GOING TO THE PLACE WITH THE MEAT STICKS?

fuck yes we are

NICE, THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE FOODS.

lmao man im never gonna not love the fuck out of you

SHUSH. OKAY, BYE.

#a post karkats special day

dave do u want some apple juice

im stacked up on juice man but if you toss me another ill happily guzzle that sweet nectar down

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

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has Calliope wished you a happy birthday yet?

ROXY AND HER SENT ME A SNAP A FEW HOURS AGO. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE HAVING A SPA DAY, SO I HOPE THEY HAVE FUN DOING THAT.

yeah man they looked relaxed af

#a post #karkats special day #Anonymous

IIIIN WEST ALTERNIA BORN AND RAISED

ON THE BATTLEGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS!

chillin out maxin relaxin all cool just shootin some b ball outside of the school

WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKIN’ TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

i got in one lil fight an my lusus got scared he said

YOU’RE LIVING WITH TWO HIGHBLOODS UP IN BELLAIR!

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What is reading comprehension?

something beyond yalls understanding apparently

I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE AN ALTERNIAN LANGUAGE LESSON ON THIS FUCKING BLOG. I SWEAR TO ME, YOU, AND ALL THE REST OF OUR FUCKING FRIENDS THAT I’M FUCKING NOT.

its easy as 123 but some of you missed pre k so like enjoy that i guess

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Your black nail polish & wrist band make you look emo

YOUR JUDGMENTAL ATTITUDE AND SHITTY OPINIONS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE RANCID GARBAGE!

aaand hes back

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Do you miss your friends? Even Eridan and gamzee?

I. YEAH. I DO. ALL OF THEM FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. THEY’VE MADE MISTAKES BUT I CAN’T FIND IT IN ME TO HOLD THAT SHIT AGAINST THEM? THAT BEING SAID, I ALSO KNOW MY LIMITS. IF THEY DON’T APOLOGIZE AND MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE BETTER PEOPLE, THEY DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN MY LIFE ANYMORE.

THAT BEING SAID, GAMZEE IS OFF IN THE VOID SERVING THE LITERAL LORD OF DEATH AND ERIDAN IS, DEAD. IN THE BUBBLES. UNLIKELY TO COME BACK.

I JUST HOPE THEY’RE OKAY.

oh man way to bum him out guys

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egg

...EGG.

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Did john get you anything for your birthday?

YEAH! HE GOT ME A SHIRT WITH JOHN CUSACKS FACE ON IT. I’LL TREASURE IT ALWAYS.

again the theme of people getting my bf better presents than me continues

#a post #karkats special day #Anonymous

shoe size is a less... crude way of saying dick size my dudes

WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED, YEAH. WE THOUGHT TAKING IT FACE VALUE WOULD BE FUNNIER, YOU UNCULTURED FUCKS.

yeah plus comparing bulge to dick aint exactly a science that gets done on the reg

when youve been porking the same guy for five years you dont exactly focus on that shit? like im good thinking my business is the hottest businasty thats ever busted a nut up in his place of worship

WHAT A FUCKED METAPHOR. ANYWAY, KEEP THIS SHITTY QUESTION AWAY FROM MY FACE.

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Happy birthday! It’s morning where I’m at and waking up to all these awesome interactions really made my day, thanks for deciding to do this. Also, I don’t know about you, but are you feeling twenty two?

OH WOW WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO START THE DAY. I FEEL DEEP SYMPATHY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

im feeling 22 but its up in the air what karkat feels

I FEEL HUNGRY.

oh shit lemme grab snacks then

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Has Terepy come by to literally throw a present through your window yet? I mean. I'd assume that's something she'd absolutely do, so.

SHE’S BUSY TRYING TO FIND VRISKA. SHE SENT ME A SNAP THOUGH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S BEEN SPENDING SOME TIME WITH SOME NEPETAS? SO THAT’S NICE.

yeah

i miss her dude

CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW DAVE.

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