K-2SO Sass Master

Why do you ask so many questions? 

You would not like Cassian if I told you he picks his nose. You would not like to hug Jyn if I told you she never showers. And I will not hug you because you probably pick your nose and never shower. 

You may certainly get a sodium chloride filled shaker, however I do not see how the connections between the sodium chloride and I work. 

I do not hate Jyn Erso. I just do not like her. I believe there is a difference. Look it up. 

How did you learn to be so nosy? And no, I do not want a hug. Ask the Captain. 

Because life is unfair.

My day is like any other day. My system is functioning just fine. Also, Jyn is being stupid, but captain won't let me shoot her.

What is a movie?

Haha, no.

You are most welcome... for not shooting you... yet.

I have been around for a while. But I have no memory of life before the resistance, the Captain got rid of those memories, it is fine by me, though.

I believe I detect some amount of chemistry between the two. However the chemistry might not be love. More like wanting to shoot each other.

Not as dead as you will be in a few seconds…. *raises gun*

I am not fully sure why you are typing like this: u r cute. Without using punctuation or proper spelling. “U r cute stop” does not make sense.

If there is anything I “enjoy”, it is telling Jyn off and getting her in trouble.

I will gladly shoot him for you, or give you a gun so that you can shoot him. But there is a 100% chance you will get arrested.

Keeping an eye on Jyn. Captain’s orders. I swear.