Ask Dr. Insano

By harnessing the power of digital monsters known as Digimon. Metal Greymon will destroy my enemies!

See, that’s the type of mix ups I’m talking about. But I do not know him, though I have been mistaken as a cosplayer of him at conventions.

Of course I am, who wouldn’t think that?

We will be sure to, with SCIENCE!

Not officially. I know of her, but I tend not to travel to Japan, there’s a lot of mix ups there. Apparently my goggles are rather popular there.

Depends on which one you mean. The original Joker is great, but some of the newer ones have been lackluster.

Well, it all started long ago when Bibleman cut the line in front of me at a Long John Silvers... Those were my fish sticks and he stole them! Since then I vowed to destroy Bibleman!

Same thing I do every year, try to take over the world! I kid, I’ll probably be taking my son trick or treating.

I have not, but rest assured if I ever did, they would see how a real bad guy takes down their enemies.

I remember it, but there’s been so many versions because of hypertime and everything that it’s hard to discern what’s canon and what’s non-canon any more. 

Spoony’s a nice guy. Gives me work, keeps me busy. I myself am an alternate version of Spoony, and also a split personality. It’s confusing but it makes sense in context.

Of course I have, but time travel is a frigging mess. You go back to stop them, and then more powerful foes take their place. I prefer my current opposition, at least they’re easy to fight.

That quack? I’m nothing like him! Ask him how it’s going using woodland creature powered robots to steal gems from a hedgehog.

Uh... thanks? You know it’s quite rude to go around licking people randomly!

All the mad scientists, Frankenstein, Forrester, Davros, Dr. Evil, etc.

I would love to impart my wisdom on the mad scientists of tomorrow! But I’m extremely busy with experiments and whatever matter of madness Spoony has me working on, so I must decline.