Ilse

oh boy anon, you really know how to kick things off huh

moritz — strong opinions on coffee. can’t remember if they were positive or negative ones because we were high when he went on a tangent about it all, but i DO know that the conversation happened, and i do know that it ended in a game of charades.. somehow

melchior — softer and more stressed than he’d like us all to think he is. if he upsets someone, he never lets it go. honestly, the guy worries just as much as moritz, they just process their stress differently.

hans — similar to melchior, he’s a big softy! cares a whole lot about the people he loves.

ernst — i don’t know if i see him often enough to say something that isn’t widely known, but he reaaalllyyyy likes birds

otto — loves minecraft. not too shocking but not very well known either!

georg — claims to be able to play rush e on the piano when i have literally never heard him play more than the intro 🤨

bobby — has a cool sister named suzie

suzie — has a stupid brother named bobby

anna — she bakes the best EVERYTHING! this also isn’t very shocking but i need to tell the world so we can all convince her to make more strudel 😈

martha — she’s got the strongest opinions about movies of anyone i know. like she’ll sit you down for a two-hour rant on why one specific lighting choice in a 90s romcom ruined the whole thing. i fucking love her.

thea — knows everything about everyone. i don’t know how. she just…absorbs information by existing in the room…you bitches need to stay on thea’s good side because i guarantee you that she knows something you don’t want her to know.