Ask Hanschen Rilow (No, really, ask me)

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit…

come to class with me!!! well, that’s all up to your interpretation, hansi :)

But would the boyfriend appreciate it? There’s food for thought.

well, what if it was with your boyfriend? he’s secretly a ballet star?

I would happily make out with my boyfriend. It’s one of my favourite pastimes.

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit…

come to class with me!!! well, that’s all up to your interpretation, hansi :)

But would the boyfriend appreciate it? There’s food for thought.

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit...

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

over what bitch?

Ask Hanschen. 

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

I resent what seems to be an association between Freud and me, but I do want to point out that, despite the fact that he’s ultimately extremely wrong, I think a place that Freud does belong is the bedroom.

In my books, that’s the last place he belongs.

I’m glad that this anon finds my philosophy talk fun. Most people don’t take to it so easily.

He is bad news, though. Bitch never returned my phone cable. It was eighth grade so the cable doesn’t even match my phone anymore, but it’s about principle.

If we’re trading Melchi stories, the one (and only) time we got it on he quoted Freud at me in the middle of it.

It was in a humorous manner; I would never quote Freud seriously.

You… and Melchior… what now???????????????????????

This is common knowledge, Georg. But somehow I’m not surprised you didn’t know.

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

over what bitch?

Ask Hanschen. 

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

over what bitch?

Ask Hanschen. 

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

is this implying melchior getting a hard-on for philosphy? because i’ve seen it before.

Worse by far. He thought it was funny.

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

over what bitch?

Ask Hanschen. 

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.