President Valentine

Dojyaaa~n!! Many of my subordinates have encouraged me to start this ‘ask-blog’ as it would help me find the corpse parts faster. Feel free to ask me anything, just do not waste my precious time♡

AHEMMMMMMM!! Rules time!!

Like mentioned in my bio, he/him only :3

MOD ISN’T AMERICAN!! All my America knowledge comes from media I like!

Mod is 18+, so NSFW/suggestive asks are allowed (though I doubt many people would want to get their freak on with VALENTINE of all characters)

Absolutely NOOOOOO Lucy/Lucy incident themed asks!! I absolutely despise Valentine for what he did to her! But I want to just enjoy rping as a character without that awkwardness in the way!!!!

NO MODERN POLITICS!! YOUR ASK WILL BE DELETED

Pleas keep in mind that a real living breathing person is running this account, yes you can bully valentine if you want just remember that (mod is a little sensitive but can handle most things)

I do throw lots of hcs onto valen! So this may not entirely be canon compliant but who cares! I’m having fun!!

I will try to keep things serious and be in character, but unfortunately I love my references, so they may slip out (I’ll try my best to make them seem IC)

Some hcs ok!!: VALEN IS A CLOSETED GAY MAN!!! Him + scarlet are a lavender marriage!! I’m a heavy diavalen shipper, but other valen ships will be accepted (depending on if I like them or not)!! He is very Lana del Rey and Ethel Cain coded because I said so!! Those are all the main ones, I will add more if I can think of them

There is no exact timeline for this, it just depends on what ask I get :3

bee tee dubs!! Mod is @diavolonumber1defender!! Coolest guy around!!

Hi guys I KNOW you’re all having fun making fun of / bullying valentine (I’m also enjoying it) but I fear the rules say not to mention modern politics or the Lucy situation… I GET THAT WE ALL HATE HIM (I also love him… very difficult relationship)!! But let’s keep that shit to a MINIMUM!!! If I had a dollar for every ask like that I’d have five too many dollars!!!

also slightly targeted (I’m not mad at the lad who sent this) but Epstein jokes in general just irk me out… let’s keep those to a minimum on both of my accounts 😬… eek face emoji…

KEEP BULLYING HIM ITS FUNNY!! But do it ethically

”This is a ‘scam-caller’ who is pretending to be me. My name is not ‘Freaky Valentine’ and we both know this. Don’t fall for such stupid scams like this”

”He taught me how to make my hair super soft and shiny, I just had to repay him!! It didn’t even match any of my outfits or the ones my group of emotional support men subordinates wore, so it was better off being resold (failed on every website) or used as a gift. Don’t hate on me for being polite.”

“I have not ‘doomed’ anyone! Kars is a nice man (you can tell by my hair, he shared his routine with me!) and I can already tell that he will not be a threat to the prosperity of my country. And people on eBay kept trying to lowball me for it so I got mad and just gave it to him.”

”Please stop wasting my time with such nonsense. My ask box is for actual questions, not… this.”

”…”

”Can you send these back where they came from? I gave your son back..”

Mr President my son hasn’t come back yet what do I do it’s been almost a week 😭💔

”I’m proud of him for escaping. You’re one of the most evil people I know (I haven’t forgotten the bombs and threats you’ve sent me).”

”Definitely Coke, pepsi is too sweet for my tastes”

”I understood like 5 words in that sentence, what in the Holy Saint’s name is a ‘harem’?!”

“…”

”I do not have a ‘harem’. And even if I did, you would certainly not be allowed to join it.”