the funniest thing about Freaky Fred is that despite his unbelievably disturbing air of uncanny valley horror, the nightmarish way he talsk and the aura of palpable OH GOD NO around him
he is sincerely the most harmless antagonist in the entire series
heโs not dangerous in ANY sense. heโs weird, yeah, he has this thing about shaving people out of nowhere, butโฆโฆ thatโs it. he just shaves people
its just really funny to me that the guy who is most memorably remembered for terrifying them is, in a series full of outright malicious monsters and the occasional absolute bastard, the least dangerous of them all.