Ask and RP blog for Cremu-chan

“You know how i am….i uh..was drunk..yeah that’s it..”

he wasn’t so sure himself, he always did stupid things even when drunk. He then rubbed the back of his head, did he even have a phone? maybe he took Todomatu’s? He couldn’t remember.

“Come on, just one kissy!”

He then missed a step, falling over and groaned as he hit his head but it wasn’t hard enough to knock him out. Soon the door opened and Choromatsu walked inside and sighed.

“He tried to kiss you didn’t he?”

She looked up at Choromatsu as he entered the room, awkwardly sweating.

“Heh- kinda? ... maybe... yes. He- he does that.”

She gave an awkward pat pat to the eldest brother’s red sweater. She prooobably didn’t need to explain the situation to Choro, he was probably used to his drunk brother doing that to the ladies. Or maybe not, she didn’t know how often girls hung around him.

Cremuex just let Oso keep his face on the floor and didn’t try to pick him up and lean him against a wall. Hopefully he’d fall asleep.

“So Choro... How’s you’re day been? Any luck job hunting?”

“You know how i am….i uh..was drunk..yeah that’s it..”

he wasn’t so sure himself, he always did stupid things even when drunk. He then rubbed the back of his head, did he even have a phone? maybe he took Todomatu’s? He couldn’t remember.

“Hey hey don’t be like that…”

He slurred, smiling as he rubbed the back of his head and then ruffled his hair and wrapped his arms around her. Making a kissy face, Osomatsu smelt of Beer, Oden and even Cigarettes.

“How about a kissy kissy!”

“Uhhhhh- aaaAAAAAA”

“Oso, OSO NOOOOOOOOO.” 

Cremuex’s hand found itself smooshing Oso’s kissy face at least as far away as her arm could reach. It felt way more slobbery than it should, like an excitable dog after you just got home from work.

“You’re too drunk for this!” Even if she did kiss him he wouldn’t remember it. Alcohol wasn’t a nice taste but cigarette was were she drew the line.

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“Guess that could work. Maybe i’ll annoy Iyami, he still owes us for tricking us when he was a woman”

Borp. She was still caught on ‘Iyami still owes us for when he was a woman’. She wasn’t there for that. It was probably from before she was even in town but there had to be a story there. 

What did he get them to do while they were a woman? Surely she’d need to be more careful around Iyami with their pronouns, which would itself probably cause more misunderstandings than was already going on right here.

She sighed. 

“Bonnie isn’t the type to ask for help from others, if anything has happened she’s probably trying to deal with it all by herself.” 

She was also surprisingly casual about Oso touching her, it wasn’t a blatant sexual advance but more of a lazy sort of friends thing. 

She nodded to herself and looked up at Oso, returning her phone to it’s pocket. 

She blew a raspberry in her mind and wondered what people normal do when they’re not at work. 

“You know how i am….i uh..was drunk..yeah that’s it..”

he wasn’t so sure himself, he always did stupid things even when drunk. He then rubbed the back of his head, did he even have a phone? maybe he took Todomatu’s? He couldn’t remember.

        “ I can’t believe you were able to aim such a huge blast at a frail girl, ”         “ What part of her was frail? ” 

“Guess that could work. Maybe i’ll annoy Iyami, he still owes us for tricking us when he was a woman”

Borp. She was still caught on ‘Iyami still owes us for when he was a woman’. She wasn’t there for that. It was probably from before she was even in town but there had to be a story there. 

What did he get them to do while they were a woman? Surely she’d need to be more careful around Iyami with their pronouns, which would itself probably cause more misunderstandings than was already going on right here.

She sighed. 

“Bonnie isn’t the type to ask for help from others, if anything has happened she’s probably trying to deal with it all by herself.” 

“Hmmm, that’s not entiiiiiiirely true, sure, sometimes they’re a bit short with you but I’m sure they don’t mean anything by it. ” She said casually as she took a sip of her drink.

“Well, besides Ichi but…” She didn’t need to say anything on that front, it was pretty well known that Ichi hated pretty much everyone that wasn’t a cat, Totoko or Bonnie, just as a general rule.

“That’s harsh. I never had any siblings, so I don’t really know how to go about getting respect from them. Maybe they’re just in a bit of a mood lately. They do respect you though, or they wouldn’t follow through with your escapades.” She tapped a finger to her lips, thinking. 

“Oh! That’s it, maybe you need to just do that thing where you you go on a little misadventure and they follow you around like puppies.”

“Come to think of it- I haven’t seen Bonnie much either, I haven’t really had as much time off work lately... I wonder if she’s working the cafe today?” Cremuex reached into a hidden pocket in her skirt, pulling out a phone and checking it to see when the last time she spoke to Bonnie was.

“Hmmm, that’s not entiiiiiiirely true, sure, sometimes they’re a bit short with you but I’m sure they don’t mean anything by it. ” She said casually as she took a sip of her drink.

“Well, besides Ichi but...” She didn’t need to say anything on that front, it was pretty well known that Ichi hated pretty much everyone that wasn’t a cat, Totoko or Bonnie, just as a general rule.

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“It’s been destroyed...” Motochika held up both his hands and started counting off his fingers “About seven or eight times I think?” He’d long stopped keeping count after the fourth time it’d been rebuilt. “Back home, in the Land of the Rising Sun, there’s plenty of people who can destroy it in two or three blows. It’s nothing too impressive really. I blame the poor quality wood we have back home. Been meaning to set up contacts to see if I can get better material” He turned to the young woman and a wide smile crossed his face.

“To be honest, I thought it already was that kind of a behemoth.” She pondered for a moment as to where the best wood and metals would come from. The mines on Athens were for minerals and gems more so than metals, otherwise she would have hinted him that way. 

“Your best bet for improving your ship would be in water 7, they’ve got a lot of famous ship wrights there that can make any ship legendary, problem is it’s located in the first half of the grand line, so you’ll only get there AFTER you need it.” She made a mental note to get whoever sold maps around here to show him where it was. As far as she knew it was a man made island, but it was pretty well known. 

It did sound troublesome but it also seemed to only further act to incline him towards those dangerous waters. Still, she wasn’t going to lie and she was all for helping people so she wasn’t going to withhold the information either.