We're all a bunch of heathens.

Jeremiah Brooks Is Getting Tested For Coronavirus

I Tested Negative Turns Out Kissing The Homies DOESN'T Transmit Coronavirus

Nick Bottom Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

Jeremiah Brooks Is Afraid That He Has Coronavirus

It’s Okay, Kissing The Homies Goodnight Doesn’t Transmit Covid- Wait No Does It Oh Shit

I'm Glad That I'm A "Homie" But I Am Very Much Afraid Of This

Nick Bottom Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

Jeremiah Brooks Is Afraid That He Has Coronavirus

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

Why?? I loved that jacket!! YOU loved that jacket! You’re wearing in most of the pictures you and mom have together (if you weren’t in uniform.) …I think I’m getting a good birthday present idea!!

WELL YES THAT JACKET WAS VERY GOOD AND I APPRECIATE IT I JUST MEANT CAN WE BRING IT UP IN NON-NICK PLACES

Why does it matter if we talk about it in front of Nick? He has a leather jacket!

Because, Portia! He's going to want to see pictures or have me try it on or something, and I'm just very confused about him right now!

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

It was a jacket and it was leather and that's all about that!

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

Why?? I loved that jacket!! YOU loved that jacket! You’re wearing in most of the pictures you and mom have together (if you weren’t in uniform.) …I think I’m getting a good birthday present idea!!

WELL YES THAT JACKET WAS VERY GOOD AND I APPRECIATE IT I JUST MEANT CAN WE BRING IT UP IN NON-NICK PLACES

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

True… but I remember you being super cool!! You were really good at football, you’d make me some pretty delicious sandwiches- OH MY GOODNESS- do you remember that leather jacket mom bought you?!?

HELLO CAN WE PLEASE NOT BRING UP THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC PLACES

I don’t actually know what’s happening in my life right now. Why am I on this website again? Why is Nick calling me hot? Questions that I have no answers to.

I mean- Sister Cathy DID used to say you were….oof… The Church Stud

It is the year of our Lord 2019, and I do not deserve to be reminded of Sister Cathy and the things she used to say about me. Nor does Nick deserve to be associated with her.

What exactly IS guys being dudes? What does that mean?

jeremiah……..hot?

Babe go the fuck to sleep

No, let’s hear him out!

Mmmmmm no

And why not? It’s 2019! We can hear out Nick’s ideas about how hot I am.

Or we could do literally anything else

Maybe in the morning you'll be willing to discuss my attractiveness.

jeremiah……..hot?

Babe go the fuck to sleep

No, let’s hear him out!

Mmmmmm no

And why not? It's 2019! We can hear out Nick's ideas about how hot I am.

It has been an eternity since I've been on this website, but I am hurt and attacked by this.

jeremiah……..hot?

Babe go the fuck to sleep

No, let's hear him out!

jeremiah……..hot?

Hello???

No, you’re the best, Portia. Thanks for...uh...letting me take this picture?