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sorry Ramsey but Fishjelly is my favorite character
:(
Do you clean your golden eye?
yeah, i typically don't sleep with it in unless i think ill have to get up suddenly. it usually just takes a quick rinse under water to get any gunk off, and if all else fails or resources are short i can replace the surface using my epithet! so uh, short answer is yes.
how are u allowed to keep a jellyfish in jail???? have the guards noticed yet????? is the water thing you’re keeping it in, in the cafeteria?? cuz that’s the only place I imagine that’s be if you’re in jail. is the jellyfish a fellow criminal too????
woah woah, one question at a time.
first up, all jellyfish are criminals by default, that's just common sense. but no, for the most part, splunk wasn't in jail with me.
second, percy and i have a joint custody arrangement, so tax evasion's uh, "tank," was with her while i was incarcerated. she insisted on letting me see 'em, though, and arranged visits on tuesdays and fridays so i could look into a fishtank for five minutes! it uh, sounds pretty ridiculous now that i have it typed out, but y'know? welcome to life.
Here *hands Ramsey a manual on Jellyfish Care* should help.
what- where- i... where did you 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?? i mean, thanks, but the fact that this manual is in my hands right now is a lot to process.

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Would those reasons for inactivity be perhaps jail time? Percy? Being hunted by Zora?
ehhh, some combination of the first two, plus figuring out how the hell im supposed to keep this jellyfish alive. percy isn't great at taking care of herself, but has been very helpful in the last area! and also lessening the impact of the first. cops like cops, and one particular cop happens to like me, too.
recite ur favorite copypasta
okay okay, i have a favorite copypasta (meeting alex jones), but i don't have anywhere near enough time to memorize that text brick, what with commissions and... other activities that may be related to why ive been a little less than active lately
Fun challenge
Try and draw the Ee cast with your eyes closed
hello? yes? i would like to claim defamation? this should not be allowed but is also absolutely fucking hilarious
...unfortunately, lawyers do not like me :( apparently, crime isn't appreciated in court! whoops, eheheh.
When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.
for no reason in particular, how do you feel about one (1) charles entertainment cheese
i still don't have a lawyer, so he's currently on some thin fucking ice.

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but what if i REALLY want to give the jellyfish a pat
ok fine you can pet the jellyfish.
just be careful
oh my god can i pet the jellyfish
n
no??? as someone who has had to handle splunk two more times than i would've liked to, i really wouldn't recommend petting it. why would you ever want to pet a jellyfish in the first place, i- no.
r.ramsey, jellyfish need salt water. i. [hands him a salt shaker.]
ah crap
hang in there, tax evasion.
Your opinion death? Also call the jelly fish tax evasion
i would rather not die just yet, i got a little too close for comfort recently and i don't wanna do it again!
also, that name is a little on the nose. jellyfish don't have noses. i like it.
i also really liked the names "fishjelly" and "splunk," so why not give this
buddy a full name? introducing.....
opinions on reddit:
eh. full of echo chambers and misinformation, but some of the memes are fantastic

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Hewo mistew Wamsey Muwudoch. *places cat ears on your head* :3
thank u vewy muwch :3c!
(if percy ever finds this blog ill have a lot of things to explain...)
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