uhm, cheesed to meet you?

((submissions and magic!anons are open too! let the shitshow begin :D ))

:(

yeah, i typically don't sleep with it in unless i think ill have to get up suddenly. it usually just takes a quick rinse under water to get any gunk off, and if all else fails or resources are short i can replace the surface using my epithet! so uh, short answer is yes.

second, percy and i have a joint custody arrangement, so tax evasion's uh, "tank," was with her while i was incarcerated. she insisted on letting me see 'em, though, and arranged visits on tuesdays and fridays so i could look into a fishtank for five minutes! it uh, sounds pretty ridiculous now that i have it typed out, but y'know? welcome to life.

what- where- i... where did you 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?? i mean, thanks, but the fact that this manual is in my hands right now is a lot to process.

ehhh, some combination of the first two, plus figuring out how the hell im supposed to keep this jellyfish alive. percy isn't great at taking care of herself, but has been very helpful in the last area! and also lessening the impact of the first. cops like cops, and one particular cop happens to like me, too.

okay okay, i have a favorite copypasta (meeting alex jones), but i don't have anywhere near enough time to memorize that text brick, what with commissions and... other activities that may be related to why ive been a little less than active lately

i still don't have a lawyer, so he's currently on some thin fucking ice.

just be careful

no??? as someone who has had to handle splunk two more times than i would've liked to, i really wouldn't recommend petting it. why would you ever want to pet a jellyfish in the first place, i- no.

hang in there, tax evasion.

eh. full of echo chambers and misinformation, but some of the memes are fantastic

(if percy ever finds this blog ill have a lot of things to explain...)

the one and only! ;3c