hotter than hell itself

When Brittany hates you, it will be when I start working in a fast food restaurant. Never going to happen! You know, Santana, I’m glad you could trust me. Means a lot.

I don't know, she seemed pretty honest when she said she hated me. I know, it's surprising to me, too.

I meant that I don’t have problems with ‘arriving earlier’ but thanks! Okay, first of all, you’re not a terrible person, San. It’s completely understandable for you to be upset, jealous and stuff, but that doesn’t make you the bad guy. I don’t know exactly what’s happening between you guys but… don’t put yourself down. You’re really awesome and stuff.

I know. But still. Don't bother comparing yourself to him. I'm sure you're better all around- wait a minute. How'd you know about Finny boy's problem? Have you witnessed it? I don't feel awesome and stuff. If Brittany's choosing Hobbit, I mean Rachel over me... What the hell happened to me?

Yeah, so you going to try it? Just as long as Britt doesn’t hear you, it’ll be fine.

I guess so. For Britt's sake, I am. I just don't want her to hate me. Ever. Good thinking.

Yeah. Well what about just thinking about it, not really saying it.That could solve a lot of problems.

That seems easy enough. But if a Hobbit or Dwarf slips up here and there, don't blame me...

Just tell Brittany that then. You do it all the time, she should know that. But maybe if Britt does like her, try cutting down on the one-liners you hit out with about Rachel.

Thanks Kurt, but I don't think I could do that. Rachel's just too easy to pick fun at. It's just really not fair for the either one of us.

I… that’s… ugh. I won’t have to, I am not Finn. Of course you look hot wearing the cheerios uniform, but I liked it when you wore street clothes. I like your hair and stuff so yeah. I want a picture like that. Yes, it is… just, what’s going on? Are you okay…? No, I know you aren’t, but is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah. You're cuter. Oh.. well. Thanks. I guess, um.. I'm fine. I mean I guess. I'm just confused. And tired of feeling like the bad guy here. She makes me feel like I'm a terrible person. I mean.. I know I am. I just don't need to be reminded of that..

Santana, It’s Britt we’re talking about. She adores you. What have you done that is so bad to make her stop wanting to be your friend?

I made fun of Rachel like I always do.. knowing that Brittany likes her. I didn't know she meant that much to her, though. 

Good. I guess I’ll see you at practice then!  I want a picture of you that you aren’t wearing a cherio skirt and stuff like that. One that you’re just looking cute. … Uh, actually, I was going to ask you about that, but apparently you don’t want to talk about it so okay then. But remember; I, your awesome best friend, am all ears if you ever want to talk about it.

I guess you will. Be sure to bring an extra set of Avatar undies, Sammy. You might need them after watching so much of our practice. Fine. Even though I only have so many of those, because I'm practically forced to wear that damned outfit every day at school. Not like it's a bad thing, though. It just gets kind of annoying, I guess. Oh. It's about them... Go figure. Go on. Ask me.

You’re welcome. So c’mon tell me. Whats got you all doom and gloom?

It's Britt. Again. And this time it's really bad. I don't think she's ever going to want to be my friend again.

I promise. I’ll keep it between us.

Thank you.

Wanna talk about it?

As long as you won't go blabbering to Berry everything I said. It's kind of personal.