character headcanon generator. mark if the headcanon is right or wrong !
1. azriel forgets to eat sometimes.
absolutely no. they're almost always hungry, both due to an inhumanly high metabolism and trauma borne from growing up poor. they forget Not to eat sometimes KJNSKJNGKSJNH
2. azriel is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.
wrong. azriel is fantastic with technology, but chooses to use it sparingly. they cycle through burner phones often, they don't own a personal laptop, and they prefer analog media over digital with the exception of music streaming services.
3. azriel has punched a hole in their wall.
mm, true. more than once. all that pent up rage haha but immediately fixed it every time because that was their mama's wall!
4. azriel does intricate and expensive cosplays.
LFMJSNGKJNHKSJRTNHKJSNRTH well! they cosplay as someone who is very normal and very human, which Is very intricate and expensive in many ways. does that count?
5. azriel can kill you in an instant if deserved.
100% yes. without lifting a finger. without looking. without pain or with all the pain in the world. can, would, has, does.
6. azriel has been to prison.
no. the pigs would have to catch them first.
7. azriel is a middle child.
biologically, they're the eldest son. with their chosen brothers, they Are in fact the middle child and sometimes it shows haha
8. azriel needs a nightlight to sleep.
hahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck. actually yes, but they never used one (because they so rarely slept) until they (re)met their wife.
9. it would not take much for azriel to turn evil.
it would always take the same thing, every single time. this is historically documented and has been proven true.
10. azriel steals other people's clothes.
i stole this from @insombras. steal it from me!
