a tongue like a nightmare that cut like a blade

team mysterious leg bruise

wow!

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected

Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some stupid sitcom air until another day has eclipsed and you’re a little closer to the moment of pure ecstasy that will come with the end of this cartoonish nightmare that is your existence

Netflix and existential crisis

rip to 5sos. they ain’t dead, but they’re killing their own career

wait did they actually have a career

whos 5sos

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

boy: haha so when are we chilling? me: realistically, probably never

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

im crying why is mr brightside so iconic to me, i dont even relate to the lyrics bc ive never been in a relationship like the one portrayed in the lyrics and im just CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLING ME OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES