Can you believe we live in a world where you can kayak down rapids and horseback ride through canyons and scale mountainsides and hike through glow worm caves and spend entire nights looking for bats and fireflies and owls under a veil of stars

i only accept apologies in cash

I don’t think we like to acknowledge how difficult it is to deal with jealousy and impatience. It’s so hard to look around you and feel like things are working out for everyone else while you struggle to get footing. Whether it’s for a job, a romantic relationship, or for life in general, it’s hard to persevere when you feel like you’re going nowhere fast while everyone else seems to have things going well.

Me

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

i am HIGH AF

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos