I’m A Chicken Nugget

This is a petition for John Legend to record “Not Quite The Beatles” from the Jonas Brother Family Roast

Nothing enrages me more as a Starbucks barista than when someone puts cold foam on a frappuccino. You don’t get to know why, you should know why

I’d do anything to watch Lucifer again for the first time. That show is my favorite thing ever!

Please tell me I’m not the only one who cries like every 3 episodes of Criminal Minds

Girls who are the same size on the top and the bottom are so privileged. I would love to have matching workout sets but my boobs are a huge problem

I really need to stop watching Criminal Minds before bed, I get scared easily.

Why did our ancestors all have to immigrate to America??? We could all be living in Europe with super cool accents if our ancestors didn’t get all empowered and wanted to be lazy. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want such a cool accent. Cmon ancestors, you can do better than that