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my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Imagine the opposite version of habit, a guy that eats well and treats his friends with kindness and gentleness, he also really likes dogs.

opposite of everymanHYBRID where a group of guys tries to summon slenderman but instead like . sportacus appears and forces them to eat healthy and get in shape

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Unzipping his jeans