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what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

dog owner culture

dog owner culture is

1 sec i can’t fucking breathe gimme a 

dog owner culture is chasing your 6 mo husky puppy around the yard in the dark in your underwear for 20 fucking minutes cause she stole an avocado from the kitchen counter & you’re afraid she’ll choke on the pit. fuck

you 👏 can 👏 kayak 👏 and 👏 still 👏 be 👏 scene 👏

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

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Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class

“I was in a manga store buying pocky when this WEEABOO walked in…”

this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif

what really bothers me is that people are so obsessed with ancient Egypt and ancient Egyptian gods but nobody gives a shit about modern day Egyptians, nobody cares that the illiteracy rate is up to 40-something % and that it’s the worst country in the world for women given the fact that 99% are victims of sexual harassment/assault. If you’re going to glorify ancient Egypt and write books and make movies about it, try to raise awareness about the suffering current Egyptians face at the expense of dictatorial regimes and patriarchal societies

I once had to break it to some white hipsters that Egyptians are still a thing and they looked honest to God shocked