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fuck it. they should cast troye sivan as wolverine again.
I mean look at him. he has the hair and the ability to deepthroat
a lot of people are responding to this post like it's some kind of puzzle to solve and not referencing that sivan played young wolverine in x-men origins wolverine
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After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.
this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December
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I think it's really important to point out one of the major flaws in that highway analogy:
Eminent domain requires payment.
The government cannot come in and merely seize your land under eminent domain and pay you nothing. There is a process & they have to pay you market value for your land and the buildings on it. A couple of my former clients went through this about 15 years ago when the 202 Bypass went through in Montgomery & Bucks County in Pennsylvania. Their houses and land were taken via eminent domain so that the highway could be built, but, I need to say this again: they were paid.
They were paid and there was a process in which they were informed ahead of time. They didn't just drive home one day and find out their home had been snatched, too bad, so sad, no money for you, you should have put your house in a bank vault.
Just taking someone's shit like that without compensation has a name, and it's not eminent domain or anything like it:
It's fucking theft.
(I'm not interested in hearing the same tired shit about how copyright is inherently bad and only protects corporations, because as someone who deals with protecting my livelihood from scammers and scrapers via copyright every goddamned day, this isn't a fun mental exercise/philosophical debate for me, and you're absolutely wrong. Fucking save it for someone ignorant enough and with time to waste on that.)
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Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
Pick one:
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literally a cartoon bad guy
I don't like sharing my house with a tiny nude man.
just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board
they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.
top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:
paramedic: hi, I'm Allan
me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay
Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself
Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now
me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first
Allan: how many times has this happened to you
noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction
"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."
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I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is âthere is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.â This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:
⢠the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.
⢠the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. Youâre planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.
⢠the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is âPiâ3.24â with an unlabeled pie chart.
every day i walk into work and my manager says âhere is the rule you must enforceâ and i go âgot it bossmanâ and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says âwhy are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didnât tell youâ and i go âok bossman new rule it isâ and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say âsorry you canât itâs the ruleâ and they say âbut you donât understand the rule doesnât apply to meâ and then my manager comes out and says âtheyâre right the rule doesnât apply to themâ and i ask why and my manager says âit just doesnât.â and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.
anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but itâs not this is just my fucking life
I actually do think itâs better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes
I think itâs better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes.
I think itâs better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes.
Reading comprehension test:
1. Does OP mention an obligation on victims to forgive abusers who have learned from their past actions?
2. Does OP mention any work on the part of victims to educate their abusers?
3. Is there any mention of âredemptionâ or âforgivenessâ at all in this post?
Something about how society cares more about punishing the wicked than about making the world a better place, and how many people really struggle to shake that.
Not all venom fans are monster fuckers đ some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
Guys Iâm part of the club đĽş
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Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.
This is asexual joy!
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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
spider man would have a tumblr i think
he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.
#i agree if weâre talking spider verse peter#a peter old enough to have read homestuck back in its heyday#that feels right to me
spider man occasionally jumpscares people on posts talking about him and also on posts about Homestuck
