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Janaina Medeiros

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Three Goblin Art

roma★

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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My only moods are
High empathy
Anxious Anxious anxious!!
I AM GOD
Dissociate
The pure embodiment of rage
insult sentence starters
splattermemes:
“You’re the walking personification of a fart.”
“Can you do me a favor? Just…stop breathing.”
“You uncultured swine.”
“Wow, look what the cat dragged in…”
“You’re about as useful as an expired coupon.”
“Who let you in here?”
“And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the world’s biggest turd.”
“Please, shut up. Shut – stop talking. I’m going to kill you.”
“Have you ever thought about why no one likes you?”
“When I see you, all I think is ‘uuuugh’.”
“Shh. Stupid people shouldn’t talk.”
“Wanna know why I’m sitting? It’s because I can’t STAND you.”
“I hope you choke. Okay, no I don’t, that’s a little extreme. But leave!”
“Were you raised by wolves?”
“[text] [img attached: garbage can] i found your twin”
“How can you see when your head’s so far up your ass?”
“If I had a time machine, I’d make sure that you were never born.”
“Can do you something right for a change?”
“Be quiet. Forever.”
“Hey, could you get a little lower? No, lower. Six feet under.”
“Your mother breeds like a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.”
“If I could, I’d recreate the pie scene from The Help.”
“You’re dumber than a pole.”
“I hate your face.”
“You look awful. Like always.”
“I hate you more than I hate myself.”
“Think of it like this: I’m Beyonce. You’re Iggy Azalea.”
“Hey, jackass. I see you’re more jackass-y than usual today.”
“I see that they’ll let just anybody in here…”
“Where’s your warning label?”
“Look, I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry that I’m just better than you in every way.”
“Does your mother ever reflect on her mistakes? Mistakes like you.”
rivals to lovers starters
splattermemes:
as requested. feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I’m going to kis–kick your ass!”
“You can’t sleep with him/her/them! You’ll get your heart broken–and then I’ll automatically win, and that’s no fun.”
“I’m considering letting you win…”
“If you lose, you have to do anything I want.”
“Stop squirming! You can’t beat me if you have a cut like that.”
“I’d do anything to……win.”
“How did you trip over thin air, dumbass?! Be quiet, I’ll carry you somewhere.”
“I challenge you to a duel! With my tongue/mouth.”
“I bet I can kiss better than you can!”
“Wow, you’re really dumb…PFFT…bet you won’t take off your shirt…chicken.”
“I can’t believe I have to share a room with you before our competition.”
“Try to beat MY handholding skills.”
“Contest: whoever comes up with the most ways to say ‘I love you’ wins.”
“Ha! You’re definitely the fastest.”
“Scared, ___?”
“I was joking…why would you actually try to jump over that fence?”
“Don’t do anything stupid!”
“FINE. If you win, I’ll go out/sleep/make out with you.”
“You have about as much of a chance at winning as you do of getting a kiss from me.”
“I don’t want to lose to anyone else but you!”
“STRIPPING CONTEST.”
“If you get it right, I’ll let you take a break.”
“Are you too scared to skinny dip?!”
“Think you can handle my thoughtful love notes?! You’re in for a shocker.”
“I’ve always spent so much time practicing/studying/exercising/etc. that I’ve never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other before.”
“For a newbie, you’re kinda cute.”
“Hey, stop with the puppy eyes! I won fair and square.”
“No, YOU’RE the cutest.”
“Time for a staring contest! I’m totally the king/queen/ruler of them.”
“Can we end practice? It’s really hot in here.”
“Oh you wanna trash talk huh? Well-uh–your lips–a-are really soft-looking–”
“If I win, you get to be my prize.”
High School Senior Year Starters
splattermemes:
Everyday
“Senioritus hit me so hard…”
“Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”
“What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”
“Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”
“I wish my score was just a little higher…”
“What prank are we going to pull?”
“You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”
“I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”
“I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”
“I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”
“The SAT is torture.”
“I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”
“See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”
“Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”
“Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”
“I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”
“Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”
“Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”
Applications
“I can’t believe I just got rejected…”
“I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”
“Can you read my application again?”
“I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”
“My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”
“You really think you have a chance?”
“I don’t really care if I get in or not.”
“There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”
“I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”
“If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”
“This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”
“Maybe college isn’t for me.”
“I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”
Prom
“Who are you taking?”
“Will you go to prom with me?”
“I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”
“Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”
“Does this corsage match?”
“I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”
“There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”
“Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”
“I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”
“Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”
“You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”
“We need to take a million pics. Right now.”
“Are you going to the afterparty?”
“My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”
“Let’s sneak away and make out.”
Graduation
“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.”
“Are you going to decorate your cap?”
“I look so gross in this gown…”
“Are you crying?”
“Will you sign my yearbook?”
“I didn’t even start my speech…”
“What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”
“I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”
“We’re finally out!”
“It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”
“This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”
“I’m kind of going to miss this hell…”

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walking to school starters
splattermemes:
as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
“Ooh, the weather is nice today.”
“Is that toast in your mouth?”
“I’m too tired…can’t you carry me?”
“It’s too hot/cold for this.”
“I’ll race you to the stop sign.”
“Are you ready for the test?”
“I’ll quiz you while we walk.”
“[tries to trip __]”
“Let me copy your homework. I’ll be really fast.” / “Your handwriting while walking is the same as when you’re sitting down.”
“Hold my hand.”
“My bag is so heavy…”
“I’m starving.”
“I have some food in my bag.” / “You’re always hungry. That’s why I carry snacks everywhere.”
“You take this route to school too?”
“I can’t believe I have to see you this early in the morning.”
“Here, take an earbud. I want to show you a song.”
“I can’t wait until I have a car.”
“Don’t cross the street yet, idiot!”
“[whistling as they walk]”
“Maybe we should bike instead?”
“Back in my day, we had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow while Mercury was in retrograde/gatorade.”
I need some mutuals!
Im into a shit ton of people,message me! I will send you memes, rant with you,listen to your rants, everything i wanna get to know some new people 💛
5sos
Shawn mendez
Prettymuch
Panic! At the disco
Knj
David Dobrik
Dolan twins
Danny Gonzales
Drew Gooden
A FRICK TON MORE
requested by thebeanbabe
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
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Super dead!!
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I need some mutuals!
Im into a shit ton of people,message me! I will send you memes, rant with you,listen to your rants, everything i wanna get to know some new people 💛
5sos
Shawn mendez
Prettymuch
Panic! At the disco
Knj
David Dobrik
Dolan twins
Danny Gonzales
Drew Gooden
A FRICK TON MORE
Reblog if you like the commentary community and its ok for people to message you and start a conversation

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”
me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too