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Every time Fist posts something I get flashbacks of the day he showed me a photograph of his red hot glowing wires in his house's electrical panel and I have anxiety.

How many people do I follow with dangerous fucked up electrical wiring in their house?

All of them?

Somewhat ironically I expect most of the wiring in your abode is actually pretty much up to code.

crazy that the premier of Queensland is being protected by a gag order for having an affair

I'm literally not allowed to say this but the high profile man is literally the premier of Queensland.

Very few things make me a Strutting Obnoxious American but "it is common in other countries for politicians and major figures to be able to ban public discussion of their flaws" drives me up the wall. How do you not eat these people?

just walked past the pope excommunicating like 600,000 tradcaths and they saw me and imprinted on me like ducklings. i don't want to be a pope this sucks.

the real reason to oppose capitalism is that the profit motive of the grubby merchant class precludes exclusivity. venture capitalist filth demand that every piece of humanoid biomass on the planet be given access to an internet that will be irrecoverably degraded by their presence. our homeland has been ruined by their profit motive, reduced by mass immigration of unworthies to a family-friendly, mormon-approved mall for the buying of stanley cups and decaf soda. begone!

in general, people think multiculturalism means that people look different but think like westerners of middling education. because culture is just food and music, right? but what multiculturalism looks like in practice is that the cultural practice of having bar codes that cashiers scan is replaced with the cultural practice of having cashiers add up prices on a four-function calculator from memory and type in a number that's too big if they think you aren't paying attention. and one may begin to encounter other exotic cultural practices, like treating it as a valid response to a petty interpersonal dispute to take out a gun and fire without aiming in a crowded public place

"you forgot the gigachad"

ADHD treatment and the gatekeeping thereof is actually evidence against "capitalism rules everything around me", and a reminder that there are plenty of decisions being made based on personal biases, moral panics, self-interested groups, etc. People with ADHD are way more effective and useful to capitalism-in-the-abstract when they can just get their medication no questions asked, and yet.

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Great work everybody these all look like shit

me drinking a dunkin coffee with hazelnut, almond milk, pistachio and butter pecan sweeteners, and coconut shot: i’m going full nut mood 😎

Coconuts are technically olives, but I see what you're saying.

How? They're not even in the same order are they?

They're both Drupes

If coconuts are drupes, does that make the part we actually eat the "stone"?

Couldn't you get pine nut and macadamia nut milk/creamer? Would be expensive but thee is another level of nutmaxxxing

me drinking a dunkin coffee with hazelnut, almond milk, pistachio and butter pecan sweeteners, and coconut shot: i’m going full nut mood 😎

Coconuts are technically olives, but I see what you're saying.

How? They're not even in the same order are they?

They're both Drupes

If coconuts are drupes, does that make the part we actually eat the "stone"?

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

This post has about 10% as many reblogs as there are active users.

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Heard a theory that Qanon was a test for AI, that the whole movement was started by an AI and I think it might be true