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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
One Nice Bug Per Day
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
Product Placement
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@arynyx
Hiya! We're Aragonite and Phoenix, two members of a plural collective.
We've been on Tumblr as a whole collective in the past but it was toxic, as Tumblr tends to be, so we deleted that blog and started a new one here that's just the two of us.
Please make sure to read this post all the way through before interacting with us. Meat and potatoes below the cut.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.
@funnier-as-a-system
“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
@funnierasafictive @funnier-as-a-system
“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
me: (struggling)
god about to send me a fictional character with the exact same issues and problems as me who i can obsess over and make my entire personality for the next 3 months:
[ID: a gif of Mercy from Overwatch flying in from above and offering a hand to the camera. The warm lighting, camera angle, and her outfit portray her as an angel from heaven. / end ID]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
noir detectives are like spiders
- live in the dark and damp
- build webs to catch their prey
- drawn to dangerous women who seduce and then attempt kill them
@mausuwinasa
now i feel like a noir detective uwu
people will try to make you forget that youre made of meat. do not EVER forget that youre made of meat.
hi! i have no memory of posting this
@funnier-as-a-system
crawls out of looking at my old discord messages covered in blood
i would not fucking say that. i would not fucking say that. why would i say that. why was i like that etc etc the agonies never end
@funnier-as-a-system
“do you want final fusion” “are you pursuing functional multiplicity” i am pursuing a NAP and i want to FINISH THE WEEK
REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING HATE IT WHEN ADULTS DOWNPLAY THERE CHILDRENS PROBLEMS/EMOTIONS
their*
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
autumntides
10h
"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.
Fucking word.
Learn your rights!
AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND. It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
why do you keep deleting your posts after two minutes
I’m not the same person that I was 2 minutes ago
@funnier-as-a-system
i feel like nothing can accurately replicate the deep, deep sigh that comes before typing "pk;m new"
(Probably Bad) Ways To Respond To Accidentally Using We/Us Instead Of I/Me
inspired by another post we saw (Probably Bad Ways to Respond to "you're not acting like yourself")
We are The Borg. Resistance is futile.
Me and the parasite, obviously
The wretched fungus has taken over my mind
Of course! Me and my stand, [insert song/band name here]!
(turns to a random direction and winks)
That's right! Because yooouuuu're on Hidden Camera!
(turns around) Hey, wait- Guys? Guys!?
Feel free to add on to this, this was just everything we could think of
Hey, where's Perry?
@funnier-as-a-system
[ID: a tweet by @ mamajulesm that reads: Just saw a tik tok that said "are you actually relaxing or are you just shutting down and dissociating?" and I've never felt so targeted 😳😂 ./ End ID]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
@funnier-as-a-system
This is never not funny
rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
trying out passwords
@funnier-as-a-system
[ID (first image): three screenshots of Gandalf. The first screenshot is captioned “You already have an account”. Gandalf looks around in confusion before saying, “I have no memory of this place”. / end ID]
[ID (second image): a picture of Gandalf standing in front of a cave wall with his hand outstretched, as if about to cast a spell. / end ID]
