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THOUGHT PORN: [BABY TAKE MY DATA YOU CAN HAVE IT]

  BABY TAKE MY DATA “A reflection on posting dance videos on soxial media” – written by Ted Rogers published on Facebook

I have been laying low from social media for the past year or so. Perhaps to recoup and heal, perhaps because life is challenging at the moment, and definitely to attempt to be present in the tangible world more.

At 27 it is difficult to balance what we are experiencing as a…

POETRY PORN: [ORANGE PEEL]

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Murder Porn Murder Porn You all got your murder porn Get another baby born Then you watch your murder porn

Read the News Read the News Eat a bruise Read the News

Murder porn Murder porn Eating up the murder porn

Ask a human Ask a human Why is it so wrong to ask?

Take a snap Take a snap Better that than actual act

Nothing’s real Anymore Stuck in bed Shut the door

All this juice You can’t feel Su…

  VILLAIN

Sugar fluff this guffer ville

Villain fillin subtle will

Will left it

Or right it?

Will it light a morning fight it?

All this darkness in the night

Alright dear but I don’t bite

And if I do

I’ll chew a shoe

Throw a ticket down the loo

Jussa stabbin’ in the street

I can feel your murky feet

On my back hair

Scraping that there off my foot

Endless soot

This is where I put

My greedy chin

A…

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Smell ya later…

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Love Ted Rogers (Artpornblog)

xXx

THOUHT PORN: [A POT PLANT IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR ASS PIC DOESN’T MAKE YOU AN ARTIST!]

– Pot Plants, Tighty Wighties, Arses, Six Packs, BULges, soft fades, different angles, shot on iphone X, shot on something better, strained but pensive facial expressions?! WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT! I sure love to beat off to a hackney fantasy of that white wall warehouse draped in soft skin, cheese plants, Eames chairs and muscled bodies. But when you tell me on your insta profile that you are a…

This was just a little response from me to a post in which a queer criminology lecturer got accused of appropriating Drag Culture by dragging up to teach a lecture on… DRAG! – …I really think people need to check in with the argument of cultural appropriation, look up the many definitions and understand like almost everything in life there are positive and negative facets / ways to doing anything…

VILE – Vile! Ferocious Precocious Diplodocus CUNT I feel like A bitter stunt I can’t eat I can’t stop I’m about to pick your spot Scratch your scab Kick your balls Make all of the worst prank calls I’m about to kill myself Just to spite your kitchen shelf Dick your order Back to hell Ring a polyphonic chime doorbell Just to piss you off Just to make you sick My brain is covered in tits I’m a flea…

LIFE PORN: [MORNING BOOGIE]

GET UP AND DANCE!! – Winter is cold, Britain is bleak, depression might be looming, but this freak has a solution for y’all. 1. Put on some Erykah Badu, breathe her in, breathe her out, stretch your arms up to the sky, touch your toes, kiss your own nose, stick your ass out, roll around, groove out. 2. Be dirty, be gross, be morning, have bad breath, feel puffy, enjoy it, endorse it, make noises,…