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I can’t begin to express my gratitude to Sadie and Dylan for giving us everything they had in order to tell this story. All Too Well The Short Film is out on YouTube, and showing all week at the AMC 13 theater in NYC. For you, from us.

“Ten years of silence, ten seconds of sound. Life is absurd.”

“deep down, i love her, but it’s not the love of a son, it’s strange.. if someone hurt her, i’d kill him. and yet, i can think of a hundred people i love more than my mom. it’s paradox having a mother that you’re incapable of loving but incapable not to love. the only thing to kill in this lifetime is the enemy within, the hard core double. dominating him is an art. how good an artist are we?”

AAAAAAAAND WE’RE BACK! yes so soon. the clip dropped while i was drooling on my pillow and dreaming about cats turning into lobsters…..you don’t wanna know. 

this time we are opened with Fremmas house singing an incredibly emotional lyric from a sigrid song and 

ouch

#JUSTICEFORHILARY

we are then cut from the houses temper tantrum, to Fremma who is looking at her homework like i look at anchovies on pizza. (seriously what a fishy slimy disappointment)

i felt really bad when i watched this. school is hard fremma, i been there honey. So to make things easier for her i took the liberty of finishing her assignment for her. 

i got your back babe. 

Fremma decides she’s sick of school because nobody got time for that, so she calls yanas to see if he has any forks she can tap for her first asmr video but all she gets is his voicemail. 

Fremma seems a little unsettled that her boyfriend deadass ignored her call so she decides it’s time to make herself feel worse by GOING ON SOCIAL MEDIA (man i love torturing myself with looking at photos of hot people who don’t like me or know me, life is fun)

and boom it works because Fremma sees this photo of Sarah and Ingrid and

wait a dang second. 

are they? are theeeeey? 

trying to signal aliens with their tongues? 

Fremma is concerned too so she zooms in on Sarah’s gorgeous i mean totally um false um eyelashes um like ha i dont care face and shakes her head in disapproval 

just when we didn’t think this night could get any better, LUCSAK POPS UP

and im not kidding he just pops up on her screen all

and HOLD UP

LOOK AT HIS BRIGHT GREEN WALLS oh my god when will this boy stop with the style i can’t handle it i just can’t 

(note: this author exhibits a bad case of bias for the colour green…..no other bias……no i swear…..unnote) anyway Fremma is all “where the frodo is my boyfriend, you practically carry each other in your pouches like a couple of kangaroos so EXPLAIN BOY” 

and Lucsak does this comical SHOCK expression that is incredibly subtle im gonna cry guys

and fremma doesn’t particularly buy it which is the real shock here because that was award winning honestly.

but she lets it go for now cos they have much more pressing matters to discuss

incredibly important issues to address 

so they do this really cute thing we’re fremma brings up the pressing subject on everyone’s mind and is all

and lucsak gets all excited too and replies with

and it’s just so adorable because it’s the biggest thing to happen since slice bread or in this case slice croissant? wait can you get sliced croissant? probably not ITS JUST A BIG DEAL OKAY GUYS? 

(side note: when the first clip dropped i was involved in an extensive discussion on whether fremma was wearing fake eyelashes or not so i have never related more to fremma and lucsak then i do now. it is an exciting topic guys - i should make a blog dedicated to it - unote)

SUDDENLY fremma and i get jumped scared because

WHAT THE

FRODO

Yanas just fucking flew up hilary to clean Fremmas window with his tongue

these kids find very productive uses for their tongues 

so fremma is all “bye felicia” to lucsak 

and their exhilarating conversation is put on hold for another day. 

lets just cut back to Yanas who’s all

Fremma finally lets him in of course

and then Fremma is all HOLD UP YOU IGNORED ME 

and yanas does this amazing thing where he’s just like 

but then him and fremma are actually super cute - like real cute. he tells her she’s worth  a 16 and she’s like “binch you’re on a fine line” so he saves it by singing “you are 16 going on 17 baby it’s time to think” 

and she forgives him and they make out with the taste of hilary on their lips

and then hilary and sigrid end this clip with a showstopping finish to don’t kill my vibe.