Artful Paws

It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits

Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s

The Risk I Took Was Calculated But Man Am I Bad At Math Perfect for those who take calculated risks but sometimes fall short in the math department, this shirt adds a playful twist to your wardrobe. Wear it during casual outings, adventures, or anytime you want to share a laugh about life's little miscalculations.

My family is temperamental half temper half mental Perfect for those who appreciate playful family dynamics, this shirt humorously describes the mix of temper and mental attributes within the family. Wear it during family gatherings, reunions, or anytime you want to share a laugh about your unique family traits.

in april we wear blue Perfect for honoring Autism Awareness Month in April, this shirt encourages wearing blue as a symbol of support and solidarity. Wear it during awareness events, fundraisers, community gatherings, or anytime you want to raise awareness for autism spectrum disorder.

purple Up For Military Kids erfect for honoring the resilience and sacrifices of military families, this shirt encourages wearing purple as a symbol of solidarity. Wear it during military appreciation events, community gatherings, or anytime you want to show your appreciation for military kids.

Rock the test perfect for students gearing up for exams, this shirt encourages you to tackle your tests with determination and style. Wear it during study sessions, exam days, or anytime you need a boost of confidence to ace that test

Being A Functional Adult Everyday Seems A Bit Excessive

duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound

A wise woman once said fuck this shit and she lived happily ever after

i'm not sarcastic i'm just intelligent beyond your understanding

Sometimes I Talk To Myself Then We Both Laugh and Laugh ! Perfect for those who enjoy moments of self-reflection and laughter, this shirt celebrates the joy of conversation with oneself. Wear it during casual outings, alone time, or anytime you want to share a chuckle about your inner dialogue.

What's the Football Team Doing on the Band Field Perfect for fans of both football and marching band, this shirt playfully questions the unexpected sight of the football team on the band field. Wear it during game days, band competitions, pep rallies, or anytime you want to share a laugh about the intersection of sports and music.

Your Secrets are Safe with Me Because There is A Good Chance I Wasn't Listening Perfect for those who sometimes zone out during conversations, this shirt playfully reassures others about their secrets. Wear it during casual hangouts, social gatherings, or anytime you want to add a touch of humor to your outfit.

It's rude to talk while I'm interrupting you perfect for those who enjoy playful banter, this shirt humorously highlights the irony of interrupting someone while speaking. Wear it during casual gatherings, social events, or anytime you want to share a laugh about communication mishaps.

Bigfoot Sasquatch Riding the Loch Ness Monster Funny Ideal for fans of big foot, sasquatch, bigfoot, lochness monster, loch ness monster or Bigfoot Sasquatch Riding the Loch Ness Monster cryptid animals & cryptozoology gifts for extraterrestrials lovers.