💖✨⭐️🌙✨💖 I was reminded by @shanlightyear about two of my favorite Lunar chronicles characters :)

kai: but you’re not even a dad

Any mechanics? 

lol. more like check the castle lololol

the emperor endures several lols and the occasional lmao and then retreats into Williams-Sonoma. they sell metalware, don’t they?

“make a foot” he says. the williams-sonoma guy stares at him but hey he’s the emperor apparently so he’s like aight

he retreats into his smith shop because williams sonoma has hidden all the smiths in ar-4 in an attempt to LURE THE EMPEROR TO THEIR STORE(real business tactics) the clerk man is THE ULTIMATE SMITH OF ARTEMISIA and he makes Kai the hottest foot ever 

“impress people with certain kinks with this” he says. kai is blushing and he runs out of ar-4. he goes back to the palace where cinder is holding a conference and he proposes again with the foot. she is mortified and the president of the united states says no. kai has been REJECTED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

kai retreats to his room and puts the foot upright near his shoes. the next morning he tries putting the foot on by accident and stubs his toe and it HURTS LIKE HELL. hes like dang nerves and neurons. why . and then get this

kai’s like

If you haven’t heard there is a literal massacre going on in Sudan.

People are getting kidnapped, arrested, raped and killed. This has been going on for a few days now but naturally there’s hardly any media coverage.

THE WORLD CARES MORE ABOUT AN EMPTY CHURCH IN FRANCE THAN HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT BLACK MUSLIMS DYING IN SUDAN.

There are a few ways to help:

 - Emergency Medical Aid Donation

- Facebook campaign raising funds for food and other necessities

- International Rescue Committee

- Save The Children

Even if you can’t donate please help spread the news!!

Kai: Don’t worry, I already got you a lawyer.

Thorne: Pass me that trombone.

Scarlet: Why? *still passes trombone*

Thorne: Just wait. *plays trombone*

Wolf: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 3 AM?!

Just a reminder that our event is starting on Dec. 14th! Stay posted for 12 Days of Christmas prompts coming out later this week :)

Cinder meets Marissa for a second time.

🌙♥️⚡

Welcome back to TLC Secret Santa! Just in time for the holidays to begin :) It’s been two years since the last secret Santa, and we’ve added a few changes. We hope you’ll enjoy this event as much as we do!

But first, for those who have been with us before, the rules:

Sign up here by December 1st. (11:59 PST) Please use primary blogs! (Side blogs can’t send anonymous asks.)

Enable anonymous asks on your account (so you can receive messages from your designated Santa).

On December 14th, you’ll receive a url. Starting that day, you’ll send that url anonymous asks daily until the 25th. Don’t reveal who you are!

TLC Secret Santa lasts for a total of 12 days.

On the 25th, send the url a gift (anything–an edit, fanfiction, a gif), and reveal yourself!

Extras:

If you’re submitting artwork, moodboards, etc. A lot of Santas are unable to send their urls gifts without being revealed. In general, just to be on the safe side, just submit your posts to this blog with the recipient tagged in it.  We’ll cut out your name when we post, so you’ll stay anonymous.

12 Days of Christmas - in honor of the event being 12 days, we’ll have 12 different prompts for the entire event, one for each day. They will be released well before TLCSS begins, so look out for them :) These are completely optional! Our prompts are just to give Santas some direction if they’re not sure what to give their urls.

We have a hashtag! Feel free to use #tlcss2k18 on related posts :)

Welcome back to TLC Secret Santa! Just in time for the holidays to begin :) It’s been two years since the last secret Santa, and we’ve added a few changes. We hope you’ll enjoy this event as much as we do!

But first, for those who have been with us before, the rules:

Sign up here by December 1st. (11:59 PST) Please use primary blogs! (Side blogs can’t send anonymous asks.)

Enable anonymous asks on your account (so you can receive messages from your designated Santa).

On December 14th, you’ll receive a url. Starting that day, you’ll send that url anonymous asks daily until the 25th. Don’t reveal who you are!

TLC Secret Santa lasts for a total of 12 days.

On the 25th, send the url a gift (anything–an edit, fanfiction, a gif), and reveal yourself!

Extras:

If you’re submitting artwork, moodboards, etc. A lot of Santas are unable to send their urls gifts without being revealed. In general, just to be on the safe side, just submit your posts to this blog with the recipient tagged in it.  We’ll cut out your name when we post, so you’ll stay anonymous.

12 Days of Christmas - in honor of the event being 12 days, we’ll have 12 different prompts for the entire event, one for each day. They will be released well before TLCSS begins, so look out for them :) These are completely optional! Our prompts are just to give Santas some direction if they’re not sure what to give their urls.

We have a hashtag! Feel free to use #tlcss2k18 on related posts :)