This is my low effort introduction post.

I'm here to dump my braintrash all over the place. I draw and write because I like to suffer creatively twice.

FAH-Q IT'S MY F.A.Q.

Name: Art-Pogona but you can also call me Molly. I'm a tumblr veteran and have been on this hellsite for over 15 years at this point. Have no plans to leave because the other options suck just as hard. i also go by Scrivener_Pogona on AO3

Pronouns: She/Her but I'm also ok with She/They as well.

Age: 30s, I'm not going to get more specific than that, its in my bio that I'm an adult.

Fandoms: Date Everything (current brainworm), Metalocalypse/Mtl/Dethklok, Bastard!!, Lupin III, Black Clover, Trigun (OG anime and manga versions), Fairy Tail, InuYasha , Xavier: Renegade Angel, Basically anything good that Adult Swim has shat out I'm probably a fan of.

Favorite Ships?:

Date Everything:

OTP: Zodhi (Zoey x Bodhi)

Diceplay (Chance x Parker)

Goldenshower (Jean Loo x Johnny Splash)

Hank 4 Hank (Hank 4 is my favorite though)

Metalocalypse/Dethklok:

OTP: Skwistok (Skwisgaar x Toki)

Bastard!!:

(OTP) Dark Schneider x Arshes Nei

Dark Schneider x Yoko

InuYasha:

OTP: MirSan (Miroku x Sango)

InuKag (Inuyasha x Kagome)

InuMir (Inuyasha x Miroku)

Pro Ship/Anti Ship?: Though my official stance is "you do you, booboo." this doesn't mean I support illegal or borderline illegal shit like Lolicon/Shotacon/Snuff/Zoophilia...etc. There's a hard line between hating censorship and being an irredeemable degenerate destined for the woodchipper. I don't engage in proship/antiship discourse so don't ask.

Self Ship/Yumeship?: Nope, I'm unapologetically canon x canon or canon x OC shipper trash. I'm neutral if not supportive on the topic of selfshippers/yumeshippers. Not my clowns, not my circus so I'll stay out of the sharing/non sharing F/O discourse.

Is your blog minor-safe?: Oh God no, I'm a fuckin' goonette with chanspeak brainrot humor from 2007. This blog is very much an 18+ space but I'm not the content police so if a minor happens to follow me, that's on them.

Do you get political?: I am unapologetically Pro 2A because I am a firearm safety advocate and gun collector IRL, but I'm fervently against the current two party system. If you can't handle someone who is politically neutral then by all means you're free to not interact with me.

TW: Mentions of alcoholism and depression.

Name: Waylon Jetstream (A pun on Country Legend, Waylon Jennings)

Pronouns: He/Him

Object: Retro Curtain Shower

Occupation: Moofah Rancher, Former Rodeo Cowboy, Country Singer/Songwriter

Hometown: Moore, Oklahoma.

Likes: His whiskey neat, Singing sad songs about disappointing his mama, that time he went to prison for rustling Moofahs, and of course getting drunk after heartbreak. Playing his steel guitar, shooting beer cans rim-shot with his 9 mm water pistol.

Dislikes: Hecklers, Dry Counties.

Friends: C.B. Conroy, Decibel, Tyrell, Amir, Abel, Daisuke, Stefan, Luke Nukem, Beverly, Rainey, Eddie/Volt, Dolly, Bobby Pinn, and Dorian [if anyone wants him to be friends with their OCs, I will add :) ]

Rivals: Johnny Splash (One-sided on Johnny's side)

Enemies: Keith, Rufio,

Waylon's talent manager is Uriah T. Pissenschitz, an overbearing big-wig music industry type who also happens to be a toilet like Jean Loo Pissoir.

Synopsis: This shower man is not a flashy, fancy, glass shower, he’s a simple curtain shower with an outlaw cowboy edge. Cares more about protecting his herd of long-horned “Moofahs” (loofah cow inanimals) from rustlers than ever making it big in Nashville because he knows he’s just not that good from lack of self confidence. But like all showers, the desire to sing is inescapable, just like his desire to drink his sorrows away to oldschool country music in a dimly lit icehouse.

Aww, thanks so much!! And yeah you clocked me! I’ve been wearing lolita for probably 15+ years at this point. However, I don’t really do coord photos since I’m still traumatized from the /cgl/ and livejournal snark days because I’m a certified “fatty-chan” and don’t really document my coords/ootds. I probably should but I don’t feel comfortable doing a face reveal outside of my private social media accounts anytime soon.

However, I recently splurged on a few new items including my first attempt at a modern sweet coord for the first time in a literal decade since I’ve been oldschool and gothic since day one.

I was really excited for the AATP Captain Chris pochette, I know he’s not as popular as Usakumya but I prefer the dapper fox and his permanent ‘blep’

The two main pieces are Metamorphose. I have a problem with throwing money at my favorite brand, stg my wardrobe is 70% meta at this point.

The cardigan is from My Violet who surprisingly has a bunch of lolita adjacent pieces that I have my eye on to pad out more of my wardrobe. Socks are from The Black Ribbon who has amazing oldschool style OTKs in all kinds of colors. Would recommend both shops!

As for everything else, Taobao! I got the tea parties for super cheap (took off the ankle straps because I hate them) and was able to avoid the tariff menace by going in on a group order with my local comm.