I Lived, Bitch

aros and aces should be allowed to kill I think

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]

This shit really isnt intuitive at all unfortunately

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c

an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.

HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out

i love girls who are psychotic i love girls who are delusional i love girls who are bipolar i love girls who are bpd i love schizo girls i love insane girls i love girls who are mad i love girls who don't know what the fuck is wrong with themselves i love girls who are told something is wrong with them i love girls who are angry i love girls who are violent i love girls who have no remorse uhhh

i love girls who cry all the time i love girls who don't sleep i love girls with akithisia i love girls who get scared of everything i love girls with memory loss i love girls who are hypersexual i love girls who are sex repulsed i love girls who can't go outside i love girls who can't walk i love girls who can't make a phone call i love girls who are rude i love girls with flat affect i love girls who see shit i love girls who hear shit i love girls who feel nothing i love girls who feel everything i love girls who forget your name i love girls who age regress i love girl who are more than one girl i love girls who aren't girls uhhh

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons