Lyari ka Baadshah

Main Lyari ka ek aam nagrik hoon aur apni pehchaan zahir nahi kar sakta. Kal shaam main Karachi docks ke paas tha aur wahan maine Arshad Pappu ko kuch logon se milte hue dekha.

They were laughing, shaking hands, aur Arshad ne unhe bade bags diye jo weapons se bhare lag rahe the. Saath mein ek file bhi handover ki gayi.

Jab maine thoda aur dekha, I realized the men looked like Israeli officers — unhone military style caps pehni hui thi aur unka poora demeanor official lag raha tha.

Bas itna hi kehna tha. Agar election ke dauran koi candidate aise logon ke saath arms deal kar raha ho, toh yeh logo ke saath nainsaafi hain.

Allah ham sab ko mehfooz rakhe. Ameen 🤲🏻

Jaisa ki aap sab jante hai, pichle 3 dinon se @lyari-ka-janbaz ka koi newspaper aur updates nahi aarahein hai, aasal mein baat aisi hai ki, hum 3 din se Lyari ke jail mein the

Humein @lyarikadjinn uthake legaya tha, kyunki humnein uske barein mein sach likh E ki khwaish ki, Yeh haram ka pilla har kisi se rishwat lete hai aur gareeb victims ko dhamkake bhaga deta hai police station se aur unki FIRs aur complaints bhi nahi likta jab tak isse ₹2000 ki ghus na milti ho

Issne hamari awaz aur sach ko dabane ki koshish ki aur ek baat, Yeh kamina @arshadpappu ko badnaam karne ki koshish kar raha hai

Ji, aap ne sahi padha, woh sab "Undisclosed" Lyari netizens iske hi chamche hai, ARSHAD bhai ne isse ghus dene se mana kardiya, isliye yeh unhe defame kar raha hai

Meri mannat hai ki @lyarielections iss mein koi Strict action lengi, Khuda Hafiz

(My mugshot btw)

Wahan ek aadmi jo bilkul Arshad Pappu jaisa lag raha tha (shayad wahi ho..), kuch ajnabi logon se ke saath tha. Woh log bilkul yahan ke nahi lag rahe the. Unka get-up kaafi saaf suthra aur professional tha.. proper fitting ke kapde, jackets… aur unka chalne ka tareeqa bhi kaafi disciplined tha. Thoda… matlab… normal logon jaisa nahi lag raha tha... Maano jaise koi military ke bade officer ho..

Woh log aapas mein bohat dheemi awaaz mein baat kar rahe the, jaise koi cheez chhupani ho.. kuch dhang se sunai nahi diya... Mujhe zyada der rukna theek nahi laga.. kyuki aisa lag raha tha kabhi bhi wo log mujhe dekh lenge.. toh main wahan se nikal gayi… Someone else was also there.. they saw him as well. I'm not the only witness.. And honestly, tab se thoda uneasy feel ho raha hai.

Aane wale elections ko dekhte hue, yeh sab dekh kar dil me thoda dar sa baith gaya hai. Main kisi pe seedha ilzaam nahi laga rahi… ho sakta hai main galat samajh rahi hoon. Bas yeh request hai ke is cheez ko ignore na kiya jaye. Agar zaroori ho toh check kar lena chahiye… taaki baad mein koi problem na ho..

Nikalne se pehele I managed to get a picture.. I know kuch saaf nahi dikh raha.. but this all I have to support my claims..

Hum aur humare shohar @miriqbalpaglu kuch arsey ke liye vacation par ja rahe hain. Iss liye meherbani karke humein contact na karein. 🤲

Humari Jaan 🥺

Aapke liye hi hum Business class main seat ke liye lad sakte hai 😣

Pls 100 baat air hostess Se chocolate mat maangna jaan 🤲

Bachon @y0uneversawmehere @chaotickittydreamer @adityami @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti Ramu Kaka tum sab ka dhyan rakhenge…aur Khana Khake jaldi so jana 😡

Koi tv main reels nahi dekhega 👺 Mera account abhi bhi logged in hain, Meri feed kharab ho jayegi

presenting to y'all the next chikna lichi of dhurandhar 🫦

mukesh chabbra : so what kind of actors are you looking for

aditya dhar : woh jinpe 19-20 saal ki ladkiyaan Tumblr pr apna tharak nikale

Balochi fine shyt (sorry saab) visiting India to strengthen ties 💦💋

Greetings, Lyari waasiyon! "Lyari mein diggaj politicians ki kami nahi hai. Kami hai toh ek insaaf dene waali sarkaar ki." It is time, ladies and gentlemen, to declare the upcoming Lyari Elections!

Ji haaan deviyon aur sajjanon! Aaj se theek 2 hafte baad, 6 April, 2026 ko Lyari mein elections honge, jiska poll is blog pe dala jayega.

To all the interested political parties: Post your party introduction along with the name of your party leader, deputy party leader, and any 3 supporters and tag @lyarielections You can conduct campaigns, make alliances and post your policies

The Janta, the Awaam? You are COMPLETELY free to criticise the parties, raise questions and be a part of the campaigns...HAVE FUN WITH THIS! And what about me? Well, I enjoy the chaos. I will sit here and give you all the updates you need to know, and alsooo provide my unsolicited, though very valuable opinions on the actions of each party.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Mere saath @adityami @misteriadare @badshah-e-lyari aur @lullidakait hai, aur haan, ab mere dono Sasur @majoriqbalahmedisi aur @miriqbalpaglu bhi hai

Greetings, Lyari waasiyon! "Lyari mein diggaj politicians ki kami nahi hai. Kami hai toh ek insaaf dene waali sarkaar ki." It is time, ladies and gentlemen, to declare the upcoming Lyari Elections!

Ji haaan deviyon aur sajjanon! Aaj se theek 2 hafte baad, 6 April, 2026 ko Lyari mein elections honge, jiska poll is blog pe dala jayega.

To all the interested political parties: Post your party introduction along with the name of your party leader, deputy party leader, and any 3 supporters and tag @lyarielections You can conduct campaigns, make alliances and post your policies

The Janta, the Awaam? You are COMPLETELY free to criticise the parties, raise questions and be a part of the campaigns...HAVE FUN WITH THIS! And what about me? Well, I enjoy the chaos. I will sit here and give you all the updates you need to know, and alsooo provide my unsolicited, though very valuable opinions on the actions of each party.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Mere saath @adityami @misteriadare @badshah-e-lyari aur @lullidakait hai, aur haan, ab mere dono Sasur @majoriqbalahmedisi aur @miriqbalpaglu bhi hai

Bohot dino se Lyari mein Baloch Gang jaise nakabeel logon ki qiyadat ki wajah se Lyari ka beda garak ho chuka hai (Rehman, saale, ek chota sa Town bhi tujhse sambhala nahi jata, khabees ki aulad)

Lyari mein khoon kharaba aur chori chakari badh chuki hai, isiliye Lyari ki Awaam ki fikar karte huye, Main, Arshad Pappu aapni khudki POLITICAL PARTY (MMP ki mkc btw)

"Pathan Khyber Ittehad" (PKI) launch kar raha hoon

Iss mein meri khaas madad ki hai meri hone-wali Biwi @adityami aur meri liutenant @misteriadare , yeh do muhtarmayon ne, inke sab salam thokna, samjhe?

@badshah-e-lyari, @lullidakait aur @rizwanshah bhi meri madad karenge, hai na mere Pathan Bhaiyon?

Bohot dino se Lyari mein Baloch Gang jaise nakabeel logon ki qiyadat ki wajah se Lyari ka beda garak ho chuka hai (Rehman, saale, ek chota sa Town bhi tujhse sambhala nahi jata, khabees ki aulad)

Lyari mein khoon kharaba aur chori chakari badh chuki hai, isiliye Lyari ki Awaam ki fikar karte huye, Main, Arshad Pappu aapni khudki POLITICAL PARTY (MMP ki mkc btw)

"Pathan Khyber Ittehad" (PKI) launch kar raha hoon

Iss mein meri khaas madad ki hai meri hone-wali Biwi @adityami aur meri liutenant @misteriadare , yeh do muhtarmayon ne, inke sab salam thokna, samjhe?

@badshah-e-lyari, @lullidakait aur @rizwanshah bhi meri madad karenge, hai na mere Pathan Bhaiyon?

Assalamualaikum sabhi ko, sab yaha pe aagaye toh humne socha aa hee jaate hai. Lekin yaha pe @majoriqbalahmedisi mere lundfakir nasl ko dekh ke astagfirullah poori mood ki maa chud gayi. Why are you still alive?

Suna hai tune shaadi bhi karli? Wo bhi ek mard se? YA KHUDA, maine kya aisa gunah kar diya tha jo iske jaisa chutiya beta meri kismat Mai likh diya tune? Sharam kar major iqbal sharam kar!!!!

(OG ACC HOLDER: people who didn't watch D2 won't get it 😭 so please go watch it asap!!! IT'S PEAK)

Assalamualaikum sabhi ko, sab yaha pe aagaye toh humne socha aa hee jaate hai. Lekin yaha pe @majoriqbalahmedisi mere lundfakir nasl ko dekh ke astagfirullah poori mood ki maa chud gayi. Why are you still alive?

Suna hai tune shaadi bhi karli? Wo bhi ek mard se? YA KHUDA, maine kya aisa gunah kar diya tha jo iske jaisa chutiya beta meri kismat Mai likh diya tune? Sharam kar major iqbal sharam kar!!!!

(OG ACC HOLDER: people who didn't watch D2 won't get it 😭 so please go watch it asap!!! IT'S PEAK)

So, mera kal accident hua tha aur main hospital main admit hua tha (according a passer by). Unfortunately usi hospital main @majoriqbalahmedisi bhi admit hue the. Idk Why? Unse pucho.

When I woke up mujhe doctor ne bataya ki Major Iqbal is my lover. Aur shayad unhe bhi yahi bataya gaya. Main itni der jo gayab tha wo isliye because I was searching the damn doctor watching Dhurandhar 2 and then they decided to take me out on dinner so the post took time.

Ab hum use kootne jayenge.👺🔪

Sorry, to everyone 😔. Especially meri pyaari biwi @miss-isha (jinhone khudka naam bhi change kar liya😭) aur mere bache @vcantwrite @velvetdawnconstellations (welcome in family bacha, I will also make a welcome post tomorrow special wali.😄) Aur meri cutu Chanda sorry to you too😔🐮.

And thanks to @poetry-beauty-love-writez for helping me out of this shit. ❤️

Kisi ko jo bhi shikayat hain iss post pe likhdo I'll say sorry and solve the problem.

Spoiler free review chahiye to tell me I'll make mast sa review post on main blog. Spoilers chahiye to dm me.

Hum subah subah humare abbu Se Milne Gaye the to udhar Se humein hospital jaana pada Kyunki humare abbu se jhagda ho gaya tha to unhone sar pe kaanch fek diya to humein chakkar Aur khoon nikalne laga tha.

Never visiting that bastards house ever again

Hospital jaake jab hum behosh ho gaye humein uthake Wo doctor ne bataya ki humari yaadash pe asar pada hai Aur humare mehboob hai ye kaafir Indian major 🤮 @major-vihaan-shergill

Ya Allah, Kabhi sapne main bhi nahi Socha tha ye hoga

Abhi just hospital main doctor ki laash dekar aaye hai, maaf karna agar humari maafi izahar karne main derr ho gayi to :(

Sabse pehle humare Jaaneman, jaan-e-Jigar, jaan-e-Tamana se maafi… @miriqbalpaglu , humein maaf kar dijiye. Aaj se AAP humare huzoor Aap Jo bologe Wo hum karenge 🥺, sowwy na baby

Phir humari betiyan, @adityami beti Abbu ko maaf karo na 😕 Aap Jesi komal bachi ko Humne Khauf Aur dard diye. Allah humein maaf nahi karega *hugs and cries*

A big thanks to my eldest and loveliest daughter @y0uneversawmehere for keeping this family together in tough times, I will forever be grateful to your support and presence…I love you so much beta, pls don’t leave me :(

And then to me sher puttar @chaotickittydreamer , shukriya beta aapne Humein apne purane pal yaad dilaye…Aur aapke baby photos dekhke to humarein aankhon main aansu aa gaye.

That Labubu was not a distraction beta, it was a symbol of my love…I’m sorry I made you feel that way, I’ll always be your abbu and I’ll never leave you all ♡(ﾐ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣ ﻌ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣ ﾐ)ﾉ

And last but not the least to the loml @iqbalsvivisectiontable ,

HINDUSTAN KO GHAZWA-E-HIND BANANA HAI HUME

Naye naye sachein mein dhalte hai~

@arshadpappu dekh Teri muh boli behen ka asli roop, Saala tu gaddaron ko nahi pakad pata Meri Beti ko sambhalega? @adityami beti vapas aao Islamabad, hum bhi Abhi ghar main hai

Bohot dino se Lyari mein Baloch Gang jaise nakabeel logon ki qiyadat ki wajah se Lyari ka beda garak ho chuka hai (Rehman, saale, ek chota sa Town bhi tujhse sambhala nahi jata, khabees ki aulad)

Lyari mein khoon kharaba aur chori chakari badh chuki hai, isiliye Lyari ki Awaam ki fikar karte huye, Main, Arshad Pappu aapni khudki POLITICAL PARTY (MMP ki mkc btw)

"Pathan Khyber Ittehad" (PKI) launch kar raha hoon

Iss mein meri khaas madad ki hai meri hone-wali Biwi @adityami aur meri liutenant @misteriadare , yeh do muhtarmayon ne, inke sab salam thokna, samjhe?

@badshah-e-lyari, @lullidakait aur @rizwanshah bhi meri madad karenge, hai na mere Pathan Bhaiyon?

Bohot dino se Lyari mein Baloch Gang jaise nakabeel logon ki qiyadat ki wajah se Lyari ka beda garak ho chuka hai (Rehman, saale, ek chota sa Town bhi tujhse sambhala nahi jata, khabees ki aulad)

Lyari mein khoon kharaba aur chori chakari badh chuki hai, isiliye Lyari ki Awaam ki fikar karte huye, Main, Arshad Pappu aapni khudki POLITICAL PARTY (MMP ki mkc btw)

"Pathan Khyber Ittehad" (PKI) launch kar raha hoon

Iss mein meri khaas madad ki hai meri hone-wali Biwi @adityami aur meri liutenant @misteriadare , yeh do muhtarmayon ne, inke sab salam thokna, samjhe?

@badshah-e-lyari, @lullidakait aur @rizwanshah bhi meri madad karenge, hai na mere Pathan Bhaiyon?