[surrounded exclusively by the highly cultivated circle of people I don't find it difficult to be around] it's crazy how every media property I dislike is widely panned yet still succeeds

underrated fave trope of mine is the classic “character a finds out about character b self harming” except the self harmer is like a grown ass 40yro and the one finding out abt it is like 11

i like when characters hire prostitutes and then they don’t even fuck them. they just ask to be held or want to vaguely talk abt some shit from their past or whatever other weird nonsexual stuff. bonus points if the prostitute don’t gaf just wants the damn bag and for this fuckhead to stop being weird and sentimental to a stranger

i’ll defend chuck mcgill before i defend hank schrader

Me, walking past a busy construction site: this Einsturzende Neubauten tribute band is great

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

today I will lobotomize two miis…. in the sexual way

we need more rap songs in character and ship playlists and i dont mean in the "would the characters listen to this?" way i mean when you listen to a rap song and go this is just like my blorbos. from the show

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

i keep finding new and interesting ways to be deeply problematic