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💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

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Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

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“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

❛ general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but i don’t see that. ❜

❛ seems to me love is everywhere. ❜     

❛ if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find love actually is all around. ❜

❛ this is shit, isn’t it ? ❜

❛ i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting. ❜

❛ did i mention that i love you ? ❜

❛ i’m sorry, i literally don’t have anybody else to talk to. ❜ 

❛ there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus ? ❜

❛ shit, i can’t believe i’ve just said that. and now i’ve gone and said ‘shit’. twice. ❜

❛ i’ve worked out why i can’t find true love. ❜

❛ no, i-i just thought i’d ask bluntly in case it was the right question and you needed someone to talk about it and no one had ever asked you. ❜ 

❛ invite him out for a drink then casually mention you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ❜

❛ christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. ❜ 

❛ when i was young and successful i was greedy and foolish, and now i’m left with no one, wrinkled and alone. ❜

❛ ask me anything, i’ll tell you the truth. ❜

❛ i’m not going to act like a petulant child. ❜ 

❛ who do you have to screw ‘round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit ? ❜           

❛ i have to say, __, this is a real pleasure, it’s a pleasure to find someone i can actually chat to. ❜

❛ oh, christ, you haven’t got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt wearing boyfriend ? ❜

❛ i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. ❜  

❛ christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all i know. ❜

❛ get a grip. people hate sissies. ❜

❛ no one’s gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❜

❛ aren’t you a bit young to be in love ? ❜

❛ well, basically you’re fucked, aren’t you ? ❜ 

❛ you’re still sickeningly handsome, whereas i look like my aunt mildred. ❜

❛ i love [pronoun] and true love lasts a lifetime. ❜

❛ fuck - it’s freezing ! fuck ! ❜

❛ it’s my favourite time of the day…driving you. ❜

❛ it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you. ❜

❛ i’m nice. i really am. apart from my terrible taste in pie and…it would be great if we could be friends. ❜

❛ it’s a…self-preservation thing, you see. ❜

❛ you know, __, i’m sure [pronoun] is/are unique and extraordinary but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn’t just one person for each of us. ❜

❛ i think it’s brilliant, i think it’s stellar. apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. ❜ 

❛ i promise to sing a song stark naked on tv on christmas eve. ❜   

❛ why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds ? ❜ 

❛ of course, if you want me to come over i will. ❜

❛ sorry to be a bit forward and all that but…you don’t fancy going for a christmas drink, do you ? i mean, nothing implied. just maybe go and see something christmassy or something. ❜

❛ normally, i’m really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you. ❜ 

❛ come on, come on, come on, we’re horribly late. ❜

❛ the thing about romance is people only get together at the very end. ❜  

❛ by the way, i feel bad. i never ask you how your love life is going. ❜

❛ much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is in fact…you. ❜

❛ it’s a terrible, terrible mistake…but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. ❜

❛ if you can’t say it at christmas, when can you, eh ? i’m actually yours. ❜ 

❛ __, you’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. ❜    

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