Arrested Democracy AUS

Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.

Lucille: If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.  

George, Sr.: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?! J. Walter Weatherman: And that's why you always leave a note.

Michael: Are you serious?

Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

G.O.B.: But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.  

Dr. Fishman: It looks like he's dead.

Michael: Uh, just to be clear: looks like he's dead, or he is dead?

Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.  

G.O.B.: Take a look at banner, Michael!

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

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Lucile: You can always tell a Milford man.