Thin Privilege

Thin privilege is not keeping a pet as an "emergency meal"

Birthday present from my girlfriend. I am so happy to have her in my life. I am so touched by how well she knows me that I HAD to get instagram so I could share this with everyone. I love you Jade, more than anything. #no homo, #quite homo

Thin privilege is having a BMI lower than your blood pressure

Thin privilege is outliving your BMI

Thin privilege is having people believe your stomach is just distended

Thin privilege is having the computer repairman believe that you didn't drop chocolate into your laptop's fan

Thin privilege is when your spirit animal is not Jabba the Hutt

Thin privilege is not having people sign you up for Man vs Food competitions

Thin privilege is being surprised when you find forgotten sweets in your coat pocket, and not disappointed when you don’t

Thin privilege is not getting depressed when you realise people usually get stranded on a desert island, not dessert

Thin privilege is not being devastated by the revelation that chocolate coated fruit 'n' fibre does not exist

Thin privilege is not getting weird looks when you ask a shelf-stacker where the chocolate coated fruit 'n' fibre is

I dunno, if I lost weight I'd have all this thin privilege to check all the time

Thin privilege is not actually KNOWING where they serve "THE BEST" gelato

Thin privilege is not having people presume you know where they serve "THE BEST" gelato

creeping where?