project hail mary but grace's translation program uses that awful fucking default tiktok TTS voice for rocky instead.
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project hail mary but grace's translation program uses that awful fucking default tiktok TTS voice for rocky instead.

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k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
sooo this inspired me and then prev's tags did too:
so there's a mini fic under the cut I smashed out in like an hour. kinda low effort but whatever. might keep it going on ao3 with more little experiments
OH MY GOD I LOVE THISSSSS
probably one of the reasons why i love phm so much is that it's a movie literally about the merits of platonic love and platonic soulmates. enough of these stupid romance movies gimme two characters whose friendship fucking saved both their planets, and who love each-other so fucking much that they would sacrifice themselves for the other over and over again. finally, a movie that shows that all love is powerful, not just that between romantic partners.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Love that the ultimate fantasy of Project Hail Mary is like… what if you were enough. What if just being you, and not anyone else, was enough?
Forget about being valued because you're the Only Man For The Job, or because you're exceptionally brave, or smart, or even lucky. That's a poisoned chalice.
What if there were somebody— a whole planet of somebodies— for whom being a middle school science teacher who likes the beach and is fundamentally kind was actually the most important thing in the world? What if you didn't have to worry about being the hero in the end? What if you could just be you?

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I have seen a criminally-low amount of appreciation for the best character in phm: Carl. he's a straight-talkin' security guy with a sense of humour. he's Grace's scientist-minder and biggest enabler. Mr 'we don't have a budget... but hey the sun is dying money'll be worthless if this fails anyway so have at it'. he's bowling with tape and tinfoil in a home depot. he's rocking the sunglasses. he's buying 40 packs of skittles and handing them out to everybody in the building. he's with the government. all of them. he's the layman to Grace's scientist who can provide the outside perspective he needs to solve the astrophage conundrum. he's "Carl, are you sitting?" / "No, I'm standing like a grown man." / "We're fathers." / "Now I'm sitting." he is one of the characters of all time
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY
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talking to people you want to get to know as if they're already your friends is a terrible terrible piece of advice that people online love giving out. but i think what people are trying to say when they suggest this is that you should talk to people you want to get to know as if they're your peers. which is a subtle but important distinction. the former is extremely overfamiliar and often because of this ends up making you seem rude, but the latter is more about conducting your conversations with someone as if it is unremarkable and low stakes for the two of you to be speaking together. which is only* rude if the person you're talking to thinks they're above having normal conversations with randos, in which case, probably not worth your time to befriend anyway.
Finished a big spin!
This project started a while ago. The fiber is from Good Fibrations and was gifted to me. I wasn't sure what to do with it, until thought of sunsets and looked up some pictures.
To spin the gradient I separated out all the colours and blended them on my hand as I spun, trying to make smooth changes.
It took me 2.5 hours to ply today - it was spun very fine and chain plied. I don't have the length yet, but I gave it a rinse and it's drying. I'm really happy with it.
And no, I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet.
Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw
I swear to god with my dumb fucking ass and the shit I do I’m going to start wearing a goddamn camera, absolutely inconceivable that this shit actually ever happens to any living person and not some fuckass dipshit cartoon character
So I’ve been told for years to show my art to a gallery, right?
Well I’ve never actually tried to DO that, so Im on my way home from work and I stop by a gallery and walk in
And like. The… boss? Curator? Who looks like a very polished and professional Real Adult is there, and she says i can look round. And I do, and there’s a bunch of cool stuf
And then finally I nut up and go over to her like “Hi. Don’t know anything about anything. Would you please tell me me what gallery is please. Like how do I gallery like real artist”
And she tells me where I can go to start getting my work out there and meet other artists, and she’s being very kid and supportive and adds me to their newsletter mailing list and it’s finally feeling like I’m not the most shrimplike loser as human being alive, and I’m getting ready to leave so she can s lose shop so I thank her for her time
And then as I’m about to go I add, “I’ll have to come back to see more”, gesture to a particularly enjoyable piece and say, “I have no idea who (insert name here) is but I like her stuff, I’ll have to look her up and did out who she is”
And she sort of looks at me for a beat, inscrutable, blank, just a FRACTION of silence longer than I was expecting, at which point my anxiety medication wears off, and I hear her go “That is… me, actually”
And
I
FUC
WHAT ARE THE FUCKIG ODDS, GANG
Bootie, my boy, I can guarantee you that woman went home to scream into her pillow in delight. You are the living proof that her art isn't there just because she heads the gallery and because dipshits with money think it might accrue value at some point.
A good artist saw her work without knowing it was HER and that she had some power over their own art showing, and said 'wow, whoever this gal is, she can ART'. Imagine the validation. I would be on cloud nine for at least a month.

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"Pride is not a party"
Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby
Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.
If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.