Yo Batter up~

Scout is that one mutual that puts porn on your dashboard or twitter feed during unreasonable hours. Do you want to look at dick? Yes! Do you want to look at boobs? Yes! Do you want to pull up twitter on your thirty minute break and see that Scout is once again jacking it to big bumbily titties? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the battlefield? TITTIES. At dinner trying to show your mom a funny cat video? COCK. At 12 am when you feel horny? SFW Pictures of anime girls. Scout is just TERRIBLE. 

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory

those are some killer moves!

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix