Hey there Vector, how did the whole "Hugh Jaft Seekers" thing pan out?
Dear Honorary Seeker of Jaft,
Thank you for checking in. I have spent nearly four million years searching for a "Hugh Jaft". Trusty Safeguard scans nearly two billion records per second across the multiverse. The more I look for him, the more his absence is felt, the more I just know he's bound to be discovered.
Unfortunately, others have learned about my search. "So!" Unicron taunted me, "You seek an individual of supreme importance, do you? I know not of him, but this Hugh Jaft shall be Unicron’s!" And so Unicron searched for Jaft across the varied tapestry of the multiverse. He plucked Galvatron III from an alternate Cybertron where he had conquered and ruled for millions of years. He was furious that Unicron forced him to set aside his rule and spend his days finding Hugh Jaft.
The conflict between the Hugh Jaft Seekers and Galvatron III culminated in the Jaft-erquest, where Galvatron absorbed the Jaft-erbase, a repository containing my Hugh Jaft research, collected over millions of years. He exploded, laughing maniacally as he was overwhelmed by its power. A piece of debris smacked me in the face; it was a recording from Maccadam! The signal was quite garbled: "<zzzhhh>-ector Prime! Listen<zzzzzh>-ust a joke. Someone-<zzzzh>-winding you u<zzzzh>". I will have the Seekers analyze the message more thoroughly. But for now, the search for Hugh Jaft continues.
