THE BEGINNING OF A NEW&EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT STORY

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

i love sakuya so much what a freak.

i really how she uses the "become rust on my blade" line multiple times in DDC. what a fucking dork

i very firmly believe that sakuya is less of a perfect and elegant refined maid and more analogous to a very well trained dog who even at the best of times is only like 80% on exactly what is happening

@benihana-circumcision

i find that machining as a profession is incredibly compatible with the specific blueprint of autism mapped out by reddit infrastructure

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

off the same album as this, king shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nzhxIvvAcQ

non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell