all my "i can fix him" energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class.

meeting people & growing apart from them & meeting new people & growing apart from them too & meeting other people & eventually growing apart from them as well & on and on and on

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

This is hilarious but they’re lucky that nobody reacted by automatically kicking the shit out of that dog

“…Animals often share food, but these birds understand that metal rings can be exchanged for treats, and they share the rings with no promise of reward…This sophisticated behavior, which requires an understanding of both currency and the needs of others, has only been described in primates before…”

Holy ahit

we did it baby girl