Ari

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

just saw someone hating on akechi, which in itself is fine (he is not a great person, fair enough), but they were being super disrespectful about it and said it as a reply to someone explicitly liking akechi’s character????? And i must post about this because this is a genuine issue and also it pisses me off beyond comprehension (this was on a p5r-exclusive thing too??)