hey there.

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braille

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

Ive…. missed this video… i feel… replenished

This refueled my energy

a mood

@tomfordvelvetorchid

turn the sound on for the love of god

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

Now we’re having a good day again.

this is so important?????