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Lyra: Ah, Jaxan, good. I need one minute of your time.

Jaxan: I'll give you two because you scare me.

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Ara: Good morning, Captain. Collecting money for the city guard ball?

Martei: We don't have balls.

Ara: I honestly have no response to that.

Imperial Soldier: Human scum!

Ara: Wow. Evil AND racist!

Lyra: Your eyes are dilated. Are you high?

Ara: Officer, your pupils dilate by 45% when you see someone you love.

Lyra:

Ara: *leans in for a kiss*

#she's not high she's just drunk #and in love

Lyra: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Mason: I would say infinitesimally.

Ara: And I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.

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Lyra: Run!

Ara: I'm running!

Lyra: Well, run better!

Jaxan: Wait a minute. Who exactly is in charge here?

Mason:

Lyra:

Ara: Well, usually it's just whoever yells the loudest.

#I mean mason is centuries old so I guess him

Jaxan: I know how to beat this thing! Quick! Think cold thoughts!

Ara: Uh...icicles, mountains, snow, Lyra's disapproving stare.

Jaxan: Ara, is that a hickey?

Ara: What? No I...fell down.

Jaxan: Onto someone's lips?

Lyra: If I was a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Ara: Awwwwww...

Ara: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Lyra: Thanks...

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Lyra: You know I don't like it when you just make up words.

Ara: Are you still mad at me for saying 'snaccident'?

Lyra: Yes! Very!

Lyra: Did you just refer to a sword as a 'people opener'?

Ara: Should I not?

Ara: Wow, that was some kiss.

Lyra: That was CPR.

Ara: This goes against my moral compass.

Lyra: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel.

Jaxan: I hate when Lyra doubts herself.

Ara: Yeah, she never pushes herself to her full potential.

Jaxan: But it's cute how she gets flustered when you compliment her.

Ara: And she's great in bed.

Jaxan: What?

Ara: What?

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Lyra: *trying to keep Ara alive after a big battle*

Ara: Lyra...you have such beautiful eyes.

Lyra: Oh gods! She's gone delirious from the pain!

Ara: I'm the type of girl who likes to think things through.

Lyra: I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

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